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Internet catfight

July 2, 2008 2:04pm

2 lulz, 1 vom @ Johnny K!

Internet catfight

July 2, 2008 6:17am

Nothing like as cute as the puppies but then cats are rubbish and dogs rock.

Puppies

July 2, 2008 6:13am

What Talia said. Bless!

Jets bomb desert drug find

June 14, 2008 2:22pm

Oh please. Possibly the lamest, most credulous excuse for journalism I ever laid eyes on. Why would you go to the expense of using harriers to drop bombs when you could do the job cheaper, quicker and (sorry RAF) with a better chance of success with a jerry can of petrol and a box of matches? Did it not occur to them to ask why, if there was a photographer there, they had to use a stock photo of a Harrier? This is really the completest possible crap from start to finish.

What is on Keith's tongue?

June 11, 2008 5:29am

I have one of those only smaller. Oh wait, that's my penis.

Grand Theft Are You Fcking Kidding Me

May 1, 2008 6:40am

"why is a game that depicts such violence towards women so popular?"

This question deserves a more considered response than "Blah gender studies blah humorless feminazi blah it's ok cuz I sez it's ok blah"

Shelby County, TN Sheriff: watch out for photographers and radical greens, they might be terrorists

April 29, 2008 3:43am

"You may think a guy is just shooting pictures, but if you report it to us, we'll send it on to the FBI and they may have four or five other reports of the same thing," said Richard Pillsbury with the Tennessee Fusion Center, a collaboration between the Department of Safety and the Department of Homeland Security.

I attended a presentation given by City of London (which to be fair, is probably Al Quaeda's #1 target outside the USA) police recently where we were given exactly the same advice, almost verbatim, except for the FBI bit. Coincidence?

Personal info from UK traffic cams open to the US government

April 22, 2008 2:56am

On the other hand, the CIA (or whoever) is probably thinking, "Hmm, from the people who brought you Terminal 5".

Obsolete skills

March 2, 2008 10:41am

Like Learethak I'd love to know in what sense the ability to read a tide table has become obsolete for commercial fishermen, sailors of any strie, or for that matter leisure anglers like me. Am I supposed to take my laptop onto the rocks and hope that a passing yacht will have an open network? Or maybe I just memorise a week's worth of highs and lows, for four or five locations, before I set off? Silly.

Futuristic public toilet in London

February 26, 2008 3:56am

Blimey! This is right across the road from my old office (that's it over on the left on the other side of the road and the good people at Ben Sherman are hiding behind the lav) if I'd known this crapper was futuristic I coulda had you years ahead of the curve! To me it just looks like an overweight and depressed Pez dispenser but then I guess it takes a newcomer to see the oddness in the everyday.

We've moved now; Clerkenwell is soo over ;)

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