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Internet catfight
July 2, 2008 2:04pm
Internet catfight
July 2, 2008 6:17am
Nothing like as cute as the puppies but then cats are rubbish and dogs rock.
Where the Hell is Matt: a silly dance in 42 countries that will make you grin like a fool
July 1, 2008 2:23pm
Jeebus but I love the Interweb.
Jets bomb desert drug find
June 14, 2008 2:22pm
Oh please. Possibly the lamest, most credulous excuse for journalism I ever laid eyes on. Why would you go to the expense of using harriers to drop bombs when you could do the job cheaper, quicker and (sorry RAF) with a better chance of success with a jerry can of petrol and a box of matches? Did it not occur to them to ask why, if there was a photographer there, they had to use a stock photo of a Harrier? This is really the completest possible crap from start to finish.
What is on Keith's tongue?
June 11, 2008 5:29am
I have one of those only smaller. Oh wait, that's my penis.
Grand Theft Are You Fcking Kidding Me
May 1, 2008 6:40am
"why is a game that depicts such violence towards women so popular?"
This question deserves a more considered response than "Blah gender studies blah humorless feminazi blah it's ok cuz I sez it's ok blah"
Shelby County, TN Sheriff: watch out for photographers and radical greens, they might be terrorists
April 29, 2008 3:43am
"You may think a guy is just shooting pictures, but if you report it to us, we'll send it on to the FBI and they may have four or five other reports of the same thing," said Richard Pillsbury with the Tennessee Fusion Center, a collaboration between the Department of Safety and the Department of Homeland Security.
I attended a presentation given by City of London (which to be fair, is probably Al Quaeda's #1 target outside the USA) police recently where we were given exactly the same advice, almost verbatim, except for the FBI bit. Coincidence?
Personal info from UK traffic cams open to the US government
April 22, 2008 2:56am
On the other hand, the CIA (or whoever) is probably thinking, "Hmm, from the people who brought you Terminal 5".
Obsolete skills
March 2, 2008 10:41am
Like Learethak I'd love to know in what sense the ability to read a tide table has become obsolete for commercial fishermen, sailors of any strie, or for that matter leisure anglers like me. Am I supposed to take my laptop onto the rocks and hope that a passing yacht will have an open network? Or maybe I just memorise a week's worth of highs and lows, for four or five locations, before I set off? Silly.
Futuristic public toilet in London
February 26, 2008 3:56am
Blimey! This is right across the road from my old office (that's it over on the left on the other side of the road and the good people at Ben Sherman are hiding behind the lav) if I'd known this crapper was futuristic I coulda had you years ahead of the curve! To me it just looks like an overweight and depressed Pez dispenser but then I guess it takes a newcomer to see the oddness in the everyday.
We've moved now; Clerkenwell is soo over ;)
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