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ohkimber

Bio: cynical

Ghost Bikes memorialize accidents

April 30, 2008 9:41pm

These bikes appeared in Seattle and I, for one took notice. I like the fact that motorists like myself are made aware of our ability to prevent accidents. Now I hope people stop trying to kill my dog and me while walking in the crosswalk with the walk signal. Greta #14, get well soon!!!

Brain uses a third of its energy on "housekeeping"

April 30, 2008 9:17am

I think I use only 10% of my brain...at a time. I believe it's true we use a greater portion of our cerebral system during certain, more complex situations; less at other times. IMO

Blue Flame by Run with the Kittens

April 29, 2008 9:20pm

Big heads, flicky tongues. Hmmm. Plus the music's good.

Alligator stands on hind legs

April 7, 2008 10:39am

Sexy Gator Shower Shows at Noon!!! Tip your bartender, people!

Craiglist stoner thanks pizza guy for best pizza ever

April 6, 2008 11:52pm

I like the story but the times I remember being that messed up, I couldn't remember any of the conversations I'd had. In fact, last week is pretty blurry.

Home DNA paternity test

March 25, 2008 12:56pm

Funny. My kid is way moodier than I am; nothing like me at all! I wonder if I'm really his mother. Where do I find this quality product?

Funny no-parking message

March 14, 2008 10:35am

#6. Hey ZuZu, I would love to stop picking up after my dog everytime he drops a deuce in the grass. What's your address, I'll just swing him by your way because apparently poo biodegrades at your place faster than it does in my neighborhood. So glad I read your comment today, I'll never have to obey scoop law again!!! (Plus I really like the signs on the doors).

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