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Gun owners are the happiest people in the US
April 21, 2008 8:57pm
Frame Hanger: a piece of art you hang coats on
April 18, 2008 8:49pm
You could easily suspend from the wall so that it would still serve the same function.
It looks silly and out of place on the floor and leaning like that.
But, the idea is not all bad.
Ayahuasca church spreads into UK
April 16, 2008 11:23pm
please
no Virgin Mary's
swing freely from the vine
if you like
you will return to earth
Woman goes on YouTube to air divorce grievances
April 16, 2008 1:03pm
quit watching you tube, and get back to work.
Video of burglars breaking into home
April 16, 2008 12:59pm
with enough cameras, we can all watch each other.
Photo of honor system at bookstore in Ojai, CA
April 14, 2008 8:31pm
the coffee bus on Grateful Dead tour in the eighties and early nineties was entirely honor system.
it was fun
Fun book: The Modern Con Man -- How to Get Something for Nothing
April 1, 2008 8:37pm
If I buy the book,..
..am I a sucker?
Social worker befriends mugger
March 28, 2008 10:32pm
wait a second,
i just heard a very similar story on NPR this morning.
what is going on?+
Science project smolders on subway, panic ensues
March 28, 2008 9:59pm
i like the yo yo,
but,
is it safe?
Artist chided for wrapping street art in black cloth
March 21, 2008 11:54pm
wrap this, you fart sucking black cloth art wrapper bastard artist
thank you
Record industry's 20 biggest, stupidest mistakes
March 13, 2008 9:14am
"Pretty Boy Floyd" is actually getting rave reviews over at Amazon.
Maybe their time has finally come?
Alleged CD-bootlegger abandoned in solitary jail cell, left to drink own urine
March 11, 2008 8:21pm
Has anyone considered the pain and suffering that the recording industry has endured at the hands of this woman?
And what about the "Beastie Boys", and "Men Without Hats", shouldn't something be owed to them as well?
Poor dears.
London cops declare war on photography
March 4, 2008 7:35pm
The poster resembles a sheet of blotter acid
Photo taken on stolen Nokia uploaded to Flickr
February 21, 2008 8:12pm
#6
"possession is nine-tenths of the law"
Privacy urinals
February 20, 2008 12:39pm
#8
I grew up with the trough urinals also, nobody seemed shy back then. It didn't bother me back then, but I wouldn't care for it much today.
Even when I was old enough to go into taverns, a lot of places still had the trough. Some places would just fill the trough with ice and it would serve to flush as it slowly melted.
I also remember the strange scenes at Dead shows, especially at Shoreline. Set breaks would find thousands of people crowding into the bathrooms. Entering that confined space with its condensed energy was always an experience, more so on mind altering substances.
I'd imagine that a great deal of time is lost to the "bashful bladder" experience. As both space and time become increasingly harder to come by, advancements of this sort would seem worthwhile.
Gitmo's torturers decry negative portrayal of gulag in new Harold and Kumar comedy
February 18, 2008 10:00pm
God damn you RRSAFETY!
You seem to be thoughtful and rational.
Yet, you've forgotten what it would be like if it were you.
There are always at least two sides to a story.
Let freedom ring.
Severed feet washed up in Canada
February 18, 2008 9:42pm
Size 12?!?
3 of them?
all right foot
It's a Chinese barge of body parts.
Clearance items.
Think, "the island of misfit toys".
About that ginormous beef recall
February 18, 2008 9:00pm
Kyle's the dog.
I see people all the time, yelling at dogs.
Stop it Kyle, behave.
They bark.
Why do we have dogs?
Oh, they're are friends.
Good boy Kyle.
Let go of that meat!
Smashmouth Isolated Vocal Track
February 18, 2008 1:18pm
Don't you know this could be you!?
Awesome, dude, just awesome.
Balloon Man visits a nursing home.
February 16, 2008 1:22pm
great,..
..now i am reminded of my own immanent mortality.
thanks a lot
Navy robot lab porn
February 2, 2008 7:51pm
This is soo cool!
I just can't wait until these things are patroling the beaches here.
What fun.
UK farmer built illegal castle behind haybales
February 1, 2008 5:31pm
Rules aren't for everybody obviously. Castle dwellers do deserve such special consideration.
Like those people that commute to work alone in their cars like everyone else, but aren't burdened with waiting in long lines to enter the freeway like everyone else when there is a perfectly vacant car pool lane to use.
Robert Fidler undoubtably deserves special treatment, and I hope that he gets it.
And, I hope that a Walmart super center decides to do the very same thing on the adjoining property.
Tipping-point skeptic says that super-Influencers are overrated
January 29, 2008 7:35pm
This exact little experiment is being played out in the primary elections.
I would prefer not to have Madonna for president.
RIP Wham-O co-founder Richard Knerr
January 17, 2008 4:40pm
Someone mentioned that the superball was unsafe. Does anyone remember those damn clacker things?
Two hard (very) plastic balls hanging from strings and controled by a ring that you held between your fingers. You would swing them up and down and they would collide and bounce off each other until someone got badly hurt, or something was damaged.
Christian Atheism at Speaker's Corner
January 9, 2008 1:41pm
whatever,...he's a kook, doing what kooks do. does this really require attention?
FuBar demolition tool
January 8, 2008 12:35pm
Stanley actually makes these in two sizes, regular, and large. I got one of the smaller ones for working with concrete pavers, it's pretty handy. I thought that they were a little pricey at @ $30. It is also kind of a drag seeing so many tools being made in China, especially knowing that their origins are U.S.
Virgin Mary on living room wall
January 3, 2008 9:46pm
Something similar happened to me the other day, as i was taking a shower. As I was rubbing some soap onto a washcloth, an image of my hand appeared.
Really.
It did.
Unicorn chaser nativity scene
December 26, 2007 7:49pm
the road to hell is paved with unicorn chasers
No friends yet.


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