O lente, lente currite noctis equi!

I agree with #5 Loquacious: the Visorganizer actually looks useful. It harks back to the good old days when a newshound would store his press pass in the band of his fedora.

I think the U.S. will start getting its good reputation back in the eyes of the rest of the world when the criminals in the Bush administration are brought to justice for their domestic and international crimes.

The Hedgley Cute link you provided is broken.

Fake. Physicist Max Ell proved that a high-quality audio cassette tape played through a good speaker will actually *repel* small objects. Proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DP89iMe0BY

That's no funnel cake! It's a radioactive UFO getting ready to warp through a gateway in the woof!

What does it say about the quality of a book when the author's name on the cover is larger than the book's title?

FTA: "He politely informed me that someone had decided to completely coat my (white) car in Valvoline Engine Oil."

Judging from the photo, the word "completely" must have a different meaning in Australia than in the rest of the English-speaking world.