Don't know if it's kosher to link to a competing gadget blog (and if it's not, sorry!), or if it's even considered "competing" in the grand scheme of things, but this thing got hilariously savaged on Gizmodo:

http://gizmodo.com/376659/beamz-infomercial-is-most-stupid-promo-video-in-history

The "Old Grey Lady" meets the Big Bang in more ways than one? Oh wow, too many jokes...

#18 yeah, 'til the night you woke up bound and gagged, with Elmo standing on your chest holding a large knife...

Said it before, I'll say it again - they're not gonna stop until the pre-flight process involves every passenger being rendered unconscious, stripped naked, and strapped into their seats.

But look on the bright side, at least there won't be any more complaints about lousy airline food.

I love the cop's quote that "the incident...is not considered terrorism related."

Didn't he see the South Park "Imaginationland" trilogy?

Clearly terrorists attacked this poor girl's imagination. Quick, someone find Kurt Russell!

"When I worked in a radio station in the mid 70's, the word was that the only time anyone remembered it ringing 4 bells was when Kennedy was shot."

I suppose nowadays any "news" involving Britney Spears rates at least 3 bells...

gotta love the prop planes of tomorrow...

[Sarcasm on]

Easiest solution to just about every single travel-related problem: upon arriving at their departure airport, all passengers shall be anesthetized. They will remain unconscious until they arrive at their destination airport.

In one quick move we bring about the end of hijackings, gropings, drunk idiots trying to open doors mid-flight, complaints about food / delays, etc.

[Sarcasm off]

The scary part is there are plenty of sheeple who would think this is a genuinely good idea.

To anyone who was thinking about getting one, do it. I just got mine and Jon has really done a fantastic job here.

I'm off to find a hole to the Time of Legends...

"And how long have you been a robber?"

"Four foot one."

"Four foot one? Jolly good!!"

Must have this.