Takuan, you are a star. I hardly ever post a comment, but every time I read them, there you are. Totally commendable level of commitment. I almost wonder if there is some secret prize of which you are aware and I am not for being the most promiscuous comment poster. Mad respect.

"Then let's follow up with a retrospective with the original woman operators today, modeling their literal granny panties."

Let's not.

It's a good thing for those people that iridology is a complete load of balls then :)