As an Australian broadband subscriber, allow me to shed a tear for you all.

We almost need a unicorn chaser just for that wallpaper.

I think I'll wait for baconated oxygen, thanks.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned mpreg fan fiction yet. Those guys must be getting pretty excited about all of this.

Although this house would be out of place in many locations, in the coastal environment of Cape Schanck, I think it's perfectly suited.

I'm tempted to go for a drive next week and see if I can find it myself.