...as it screams in a blur like the last dancer at a methamphetamine Maypole party.
The simile is strong with you today.
joel=win

I'm the local go-to-geek in my neighborhood and I'm constantly telling people to go to Amazon/Monoprice/cablesdirect for their HDMI, component, etc.
I will now be referring everyone to Blue Jeans Cable.

And Joel -
"His response to Monster Cable, ..., is chock full of bring it on, fuckers. Kurt Denke has one hundred arms, each hand with middle finger unfurled."

Fucking brilliance.
Brilliance.

Hey Sears, why don't you give Sony a call.
Might want to ask them how their whole rootkit thing worked out...