technically you don't need a vagina to enjoy vibrators, Joel. just sayin'...

the funny thing is, the commentors we most want to block are using this thread to demonstrate exactly why we want to do that. now, if only i were using Firefox instead of Safari...

cpt. tim, which country do you live in?

wow, the woman in that comic has such amazing contempt for her job and the people paying her $2-300 per hour. to that, i have to say: there are thousands of $10 an hour temp office jobs going for anyone who needs money and doesn't want to have sex with ugly guys.

i know that for a fact, because i'm also broke and don't like having sex with ugly guys. i also used to date a sex worker who (mostly) enjoyed what she did and loved the money she made. bottom line is, if you hate your job so much that it makes you cry, then maybe you should find something else.

i'm so out of touch... i just had to wikipedia "watusi" to find out what they're talking about.

does Halifax still have those weird signs telling you not to wear scented perfume or deodorant? they were one of my best memories from there.

@S5:

damn, i just did! ok then, where do you live and what do you like to eat?

RIAA: sue! sue! sue! how dare you gain benefit from so much of our content in such a short time? we must do whatever it takes to stop this unorthodox and unauthorized enjoyment of our property!

that "Whooooo, OK!" after the first puke is probably the funniest thing i've seen on TV this year.

what is TV?

secretly, i hope those who came up with the idea in the first place will be forced to shoot their faces off in shame by those who knew better.

but in real life, i have to agree with #1 Dave X.

oh, no... i feel the same trepidation i feel whenever someone announces a new William Gibson or Philip K Dick movie. like something i love is about to be devalued...

godammit, running water or no, that mall apartment is bigger and better appointed than my real one.

ironically, if you really did want to spread HIV around Africa deliberately, starting rumors like this would be a great way to do it.

to me, those paintings (if they really were in order) represent an advancement in existential insight, not a deterioration. but maybe i'm crazy too.

"As an example, they are in the process of constructing a new capital in an isolated part of the country. The new location is so isolated, that Burmese refer to it as "a place too boring for the boring." The stated reason they are doing this is because an astrologer told them to."

... Sounds just like the capitals of Brazil, Australia and Pakistan -- to name but a few.

wouldn't the 'Diana photoshop filter' be one that takes the subject of your photo and makes it look like it smashed into a concrete pole at high speed?

well, it would if i designed it...

oh btw, the comment at #8 was totally facetious. my html joke didn't come out when the post appeared.

see? the Holocaust wasn't so bad after all...

I think that was the first time I actually cheered when someone got tased by the cops. As an ACLU supporter I felt almost guilty at the pleasure of seeing that obnoxious dude go down.

wow, thank god we don't live in Singapore! In the US, they would have made sure the figurines were non-dangerous by sending over an entire motorcade of explosives experts, who would have detonated the statuettes in a spectacular display of security, thus neutralizing any potential threat.