Wow !!!!
Dear Santa
Ive been a VERY good girl this year.......

Big brother ain't got a look in mate, I reckon that people in Iraq, Afghanistan and all the other countrys we are trying to "liberate" are already a damn site freer (is that a word?) than we are now.
(Just remember this next time you decide to have a sneaky nose-pick or relieve an itchy buttock - you are probably being observed by at least 1 camera.)In one street in York, there are at least 27 cctv camera's, not bad you might think until you find out that the whole street is less than 50 mtrs long!!! Ironically, it seems the only time you aren't on camera in this country is if you are unfortunate enough to be a victim of street crime!

where can I get one of these ???? I reckon - taking into account the IQ of the average street robber, that it might just work......Unless they decided to blag the vending machine instead .....on 2nd thoughts maybe not..