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Bullit car chase geocoded

June 30, 2008 11:15am

my only complaint is that I can't take my eyes off the movie to pay any attention to the map. every time I see that car chase, I tell myself, "it might not look like much now, but in the context of when it was made, blah blah", and then by the end I'm giggling like a 5 year old.

Man declares island (pop. 1) to be a new nation

June 23, 2008 10:45am

@manicbassman: you mean, like roads?

@merreborn: sealand is 6 miles from the mainland

Woman sues over harmful panties

June 20, 2008 11:08am

I'm glad 52 year olds still wanna look sexy

Elective surgery to increase height

June 17, 2008 1:22pm

They should get Kathy Bates to do an endorsement.

Icon, the folding Light Sport Aircraft

June 16, 2008 6:26pm

I'm really glad I missed that party. And the plane looks a little cramped.

Talking doll establishes "direct connection with Jesus" says commercial

June 16, 2008 6:06pm

I'm uncomfortable about how that little girl is holding jesus between her legs.

Cosby sweaters for auction

June 6, 2008 10:57am

Do you think Bill Cosby ever realized that he was shopping at figure skating costume supplier? I recognize the above sweater from the national tour of "M. C. Escher- ON ICE!"

Little monkeys ride tiny motorcycles

April 3, 2008 1:22pm

If you don't keep the biker monkeys on leashes, they'll form motorcycle gangs and bust up bars and terrorize rural towns, and then eventually they'll start trafficking meth and kill a bunch of people at a rolling stones concert. A leash prevents all that.

Lawsuit about risk of CERN and parallel universe

March 30, 2008 9:59pm

If you misspell "Hadron", it makes perfect sense to worry about "a large hardon collider opening up a black hole".

thank you! don't forget to tip your waitress.

Murakami takes graffitied Murakami billboard

February 5, 2008 10:12am

Did Murakami pay those guys for their work?

Unhelpful police sketch of masked bank robber

February 4, 2008 9:34am

Daft Punk is robbin' my bank.

Is this the end of cheap food?

January 21, 2008 4:48pm

I don't know that higher food prices will necessarily lead to lower obesity and healthier people. More likely, I think, is that industrial food producers who make crappy food now will throw in more additives, more filler, process it more, so that cheap food gets worse, leading to higher rates of obesity and health problems, especially among the poor and uninsured who rely on cheap food. An already broken healthcare system (at least in the US) is strained even further then, effecting all kinds of things.

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