Really? I'd think Count Smokula would have them beat.

Oh great! Now he's going to be labeled a tacks and spend liberal.

tumors? I thought they were macadamias.

The cube is kinda cool. I'd much rather have a Game of Life wall....or coffee table.

They had to pick the ugliest Porsche ever made?

I'd rather see earrings made from plastic record single adapters. Or a silver version.

I behave like a conscious being, why should anyone think I'm truly conscious?

What happened when you tried smoking it?

I wonder if it would have the voice of that creepy Teddy in the movie A.I.

I only play CDs and MP3s.

All record players are steampunk to me.

What's wrong with parents getting their kids used to the idea that authority figures will often lie to them?

My first thought was the "Great Shoe Spill of 1990". There was a shipment of Nikes that went overboard (the Hansa Carrier). The left shoes went to one beach and the right shoes went to another beach hundreds of miles away.

Chest pain? Sounds like a panic attack. A panic attack caused by the fear of electronic equipment that they don't understand. Or a fear of hoity-toity coffee shops.

I'm sure the Japanese have plenty sexual video games available there. If they were released here, I'd actually have to break down and buy a PS3.

Who knew John Cleese was such a hard ass.

I like how the guy is fumbling with the pieces at the crack of noon.

I can imagine dropping one of the pieces and it roll under the furthest corner of my bed.

I generally like steampunk style, but this looks like something Gallagher would wear. Yuck!