So to follow this plan I need to be able to 1) make realistic goals, 2) relax, 3) focus, and 4) compartmentalize. Isn't it likely that someone who has poor time management skills would also be incapable at accomplishing each of those?

Here's another tip: if you're addicted to glue sniffing, try not sniffing glue. Genius.

I made (OK, I asked my girlfriend to make) a quilt of a bunch of my concert tees back in 1988. Find me another quilt that rocks Van Halen, Eric Clapton, The Moody Blues, Sting, Styx, Pat Benatar, The Fixx, Huey Lewis & The News and John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band.

My two Netscape artifacts are thus: an in-the-box 3.5 inch floppy version of Navigator 1.0 (with manual), and, somewhere on one or both a cobweb-infested Mac Quadra 650/PowerMac 8500, a pre-commercial release (beta?) when the "N" logo was a pulsing magenta sans-serif bold monstrosity. Or am I imagining that last part...?

Softshell roaches. Delicious.