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Man robs store with plant as weapon

June 23, 2008 9:17am

Aaaah Yes, barstool always wins against palm frond.

Brain scans of porn viewers

June 17, 2008 2:13am

Hard Proof!

BébéSounds Angelcare Movement Sensor squawks when your baby moves

June 12, 2008 10:06am

SID was explained in chuck palahniuk's lullaby. READ IT!!

CoffinCouches.com recycles sarcophagi into settees

April 28, 2008 6:38am

That actually looks pretty comfy.

Camel "Crush" cigarettes spray menthol from internal capsule

April 28, 2008 6:37am

Funny, I just bought my first pack of Menthols this weekend. Is it suppose to numb your lips? Bright side is that I have a great minty taste in my mouth.

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April 25, 2008 3:09am

YAY!

Glowing testicle imager invented

April 23, 2008 5:12am

I think my testicles just receded.

Michael Jackson Playmobil figures on Flickr

March 8, 2008 8:34am

Because he's about to make A LOT of money.

Eyeball accidentally delivered to hotel guest

January 25, 2008 10:18am

LOL @ Mellowknees.

Orwell's ill-tempered rant on bookselling

January 25, 2008 3:31am

Feel the same way about computers now. I use to love them when I was younger, as a hobby. Now that I'm in the IT business, I hate them. *Gives a baleful glare at the tower next to me*

Smoking Mittens

January 8, 2008 3:44am

Man.. I need a smoke now.

Rub My... Uh, I'm Not, Uh... You Know

December 21, 2007 10:19am

*faints*

Genius Traveler 350 Portable Trackball for You People

December 19, 2007 6:01am

@ Monopole

You're point c. is right on! No one touches my PC at work because they can't figure out the "mouse".

Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland

December 12, 2007 8:38am

Woooo.. The Bible Directed and Written by Gilliam.. I like it..

You know Rob Zombie might be a better choice than Burton too. I'm sure he could create a very different Alice in Wonderland. :D

Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland

December 11, 2007 2:35pm

Thank you fredrik. I've wanted to see Tideland but I was told it wasn't very good.

Spider attacks shuttle

December 11, 2007 9:38am

*Enter Simpson's Joke Here*

Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland

December 11, 2007 9:13am

Terry Gilliam would have been a better choice.

:(

Disembodied hands to keep infant feeling secure

December 10, 2007 11:53am

Good way to ensure your child becomes a serial killer that keeps hands as trophies.

THEY SMELL LIKE MOM!!!

The sound of one cat purring: purrcast.com

December 2, 2007 4:31pm

I'm more amazed that the cat has a mohawk.

Updates Xmas List: Want Cat with Mohawk..

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April 24, 2008 2:16pm

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