The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night. Of course, if your baby wakes up, rolls slightly and discovers that Mom or Dad's hands are actually a pair of huge disembodied pillow hands ... well, sweet dreams!

If there is a couple out there right now who is willing to tell me that sharing a bodily-function moment will bring them closer together, I will pay the $1,400 to have this shipped to you.