No, I said I wanted a 12 inch *penis*!

A "thank you" on behalf of the thousands of people who now have a spiffy new user icon.

Yeah, the current funeral practice of pumping a dead body full of chemicals, dolling it up for a viewing, and then sealing it in a casket (which then usually goes in a concrete box in the ground) isn't exactly what I call dignified. Bodies generally liquefy in the casket. I'd love my body to be stuck in the ground and a tree planted right over it.

Just think: they were all in the same room at once for this photo.

What an opportunity.

Thing is, this is what the actual record club albums looked like too. That's why they were so cheap. Well, that and the grade-Z vinyl.

Or are they UFOs that look like clouds?

The best part about this is Pluto doesn't break character. Notice he never talks, just uses gestures to get his point across (clearly asking other tourists "Did you see that?" after he falls over.)

I'm also not sure if the kid was scared. He may have asked Pluto to chase him, you never know.