I'll buy all three... but only if I can use them on the bloke trying to sell them!
Don't worry, I'll do it right. I've got this mate up in Austria that'll loan me this SPEAR OF DESTINY old Adolf bought off of the telly's shopping network!

Okay, so truth is stranger than fiction...
This is why I don't like sperm banks. When there are that many anonymous donors, what's the chance mathematically that half siblings will eventually marry and have offspring? Now imagine Mother and daughter happened by chance to have the same donor (through the miracle of freezing "donations"). What could this lead to? Before anyone shouts out "In-bred Rednecks!" remember that Europe's royalty had this type of problem from acts PERFORMED ON PURPOSE centuries back. (Well... look at Prince Charles' ears... you call that normal? Maybe the deformity skips 9-10 generations.)

If anyone wants to put these on their child's FP3 player (Fisher Price) you will have to burn these to CD, and then download directly to the player. I hope this helps, there's some really great stories here.

Known as Jerboa on Earth, some might recognize it as the Muad'diB of the planet Dune. (Frank Herbert loosely based the Muad'diB, from which Paul Atreides dakes his Fremen name in the classic book Dune).

I WANT JEFFERSON AIRPLANE'S "WHITE RABBIT" AS THE THEME SONG!!!!!!!!
(pwetty pwease????)

Okay, so you have two drives, one for research/email and one for shopping/paying bills. When you need to pay a bill or shop, you plug in that hard drive, make your purchases, and then simply unplug it. What hacker can grab your Credit Card numbers if THAT drive isn't running?
I've wanted simething like this for YEARS (after being hacked).