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That Violet Blue thing

July 1, 2008 11:18am

I'm hoping it has something to do with Little Brother, cause seriously, i can't get enough Little Brother.

Official anti-terrorism civilian snoop program to be expanded

June 30, 2008 7:47pm

now, imagine more of these jokers:

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/06/30/conartist-convinces.html

using governmental corroboration.

Bob was right...get ready for a pretty tough future.

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Free papercraft game-terrain

June 30, 2008 12:02pm

http://www.worldworksgames.com/store/

the Cadillac of paper miniatures and accessories! love their stuff...

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Exorcist Spider-Walk Regan action figure

June 24, 2008 11:46am

i'm holding out for the "you're gonna die up there"-pees-on-herself Regan, thanks.

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Harajuku fashion gallery -- mind-bendingly awesome subculture

June 7, 2008 2:56pm

well, good for them...at least they still live in a country where you CAN take pictures out in public. :(

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Steampunk R2-D2 tee (steampunk! steampunk! steampunk!)

June 3, 2008 10:37am

steampunk...the new anime! expect conventions with victorian furries in a year or less...

Anti-kid modifications to public steps

May 30, 2008 6:17am

I am glad in our town that they have tried to revitalize the park areas. I felt so bad for the day-workers and in the evening, the drug dealers, having nowhere to sit.

New book about Wacky Packages

May 27, 2008 4:46pm

absolutely loved these things, and like Stefan, i was right around the right age for the re-release in '73. I had these things EVERYWHERE...but my mom finally relegated all Wacky Packaging to my Evil Knievel toy box. damn you, nostalgia...off to the amazon wish-list. ;)

Teen in skimpy dress denied prom entrance

May 12, 2008 2:03pm

Jabba is going to be PISSED someone ELSE escaped from the barge!

Grand Theft Are You Fcking Kidding Me

May 1, 2008 11:25am

OMG there are also no Hybrids or alternative fuel vehicles in the game...

THIS GAME PROMOTES KILLING THE EARTH!!

A lot of people won't be happy until we have the Mutaween in this country, sadly.

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Ghost Bikes memorialize accidents

April 30, 2008 1:29pm

nice idea, but here's to hoping they don't distract drivers and take their eyes off the road...

Will Eisner's magazine for Army mechanics

April 22, 2008 1:31pm

BUDDY66: oops! yes, i did indeed mean a 10" Johnson, but the "box of reticles" was correct...
either those or the old "box of grid squares".

Will Eisner's magazine for Army mechanics

April 22, 2008 11:50am

i looked forward to snaking these from the Maintenance office as soon as they came in. ahh the good old days of sending the new privates to find 30" Johnsons and boxes of reticles.

Area 51 "mission" excuse

April 14, 2008 10:17am

oldest excuse in the book...am i right?! if i had a dime for every time i get the "hey, let me holla at you for a second...i'm on a mission for Area 51 and need a few bucks to get my flying car off this highway..."

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Man builds giant chicken manure catapult to battle vandals

March 19, 2008 8:54pm

Proud Texan. at least we have a decent age of consent. ;)

My Life With Master: "As seminal to RPGs as Frankenstein was for literature"

March 11, 2008 3:00pm

The forge is fine, so long as you steer clear of the moon-language and mis-characterizations of the hobby and gamers in general.

Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers

March 5, 2008 9:51am

Anybody else bothered by the idea of a mechanical centurion that turns a water hose on the homeless?

yes, without soap it it is pointless.

Hamster's Lunch at Coco's in Los Angeles

February 13, 2008 2:04pm

I for one welcome our Redmond Ovwerlords. Khakis and Xunes for everyone!

Rat kings

February 7, 2008 2:39pm

I expect to see these in the new 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons.

Cloverfield's visual gaffe -- stuff movie sf usually gets wrong

January 24, 2008 7:12am

"They have teleportation technology, but all they use it for is arranging one night stands?"

Well, we have a global communication medium that could be used to bring all of the nations of the world together, yet many people use it to find pornography or post their insufferable daily musings. so...yeah.

Jon Santos's Houndstooth Dogtent

January 18, 2008 9:34am

I will probably regret typing this, but it certainly looks like they're RUFFing it in style.

Pill to "improve first-person shooter performance"

January 17, 2008 12:17pm

This just in: getting a decent amount of sleep and eating right will do the same thing...kinda like exercising and eating right will help with weight-loss. Crazy-talk, i know...

FuBar demolition tool

January 8, 2008 2:25pm

Since the Deathstick hammer is so hard to find these days, this has been on the top of my "Zombie Killing Implements" list for a while. Old news, but nice review.

Vegetarian survival kit

January 8, 2008 10:35am

I'm just happy that I live in a country where people have the luxury of deciding what food they put in their bodies...deep-fried or blessed my some earth-mother priestess.

In case of emergency, however, I'll dig for tasty grubs, eat roots, or whatever needs to be done. Anyone who says differently will be one less person to hunt/forage against, so I see no problem

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Pimpstar animated wheels -- "a huge leap forward in the evolution of the wheel"

January 7, 2008 5:04pm

worst product of the new year. it combines infantile attention-whoring and technology in a new way that even webcams can't compete with!

Thuggy Stardust and the Hustlers from Mars: Bowie/gangsta rap mashup

January 7, 2008 9:10am

"28 Miles Later" is one of my favorite rap mashups, but being a huge zombie nerd might be the reason.

20-sided die tattoo

December 31, 2007 4:20pm

hail and well met, fellow nerds. ;)
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9960/newtattoojn0.jpg

can i trouble you for 50' of rope?

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Texas evacuees subject to criminal checks

December 21, 2007 10:20am

Hey, i thought they already had cattle cars with shackles ready for this kind of event?

Abandoned Sun Microsystems building photo-tour

December 20, 2007 9:01am

It's also likely it was used as a location for law enforcement training once it was given to the city. i know of several similar buildings scheduled for demolition that were used by LE trainers prior to their destruction.

CIA coverup, take action

December 10, 2007 10:14am

...and this information will in no way help single you out as a rabble-rouser, trouble maker, etc. to the government.

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