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morris

Website: http://www.danielxmorris.com

Bio: I'm a computer programmer for a large company in Wales, I use Objective-C and PHP. I like Talk Radio, Apple Computers and the music of Minus the Bear. I want to retire as soon as possible.

Woman bites dog

April 4, 2008 1:01pm

For some reason I didn't take the title literally. I thought it might have been a terrible upcoming sequel to the 1992 Belgium mockumentary C'est arrivé près de chez vous. One of the finest pieces of Cinema ever created.

Dogs are bastards.


La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

March 24, 2008 7:41pm

Just like La Pequeña Amy Winehouse; this is incredible.

The wit and wisdom of Prince Philip

March 18, 2008 4:17pm

He's a frequent target on Have I Got News For You for his public gaffs. His quotes are very british and that's what I love about Prince Phillip - that and the fact he has no power to wield.

La Pequeña Amy Winehouse

March 9, 2008 3:01am

That's the worst hangover cure in the world - I couldn't take my eyes from the video.

Unicorns please.

Misused churchyard sign

February 2, 2008 4:12am

When I was a teenager; me and my friends used to drink cheap white cider in churchyards. I don't know what it is about churchyards but others seem to have done same when they were young. I bet this is what the misuse refers to; the younger generation learning the ways of the Frosty Jack or the Ice Dragon.

Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends on Google Video

February 1, 2008 7:17pm

When Louis met... was definitely my favourite series, especially the Jimmy Saville and Max Clifford episodes.

I was going to suggest watching him in the documentary Louis Theroux and the Most Hated family in America, then I saw Westboro Baptist Church already listed. This was definitely one of his finest hours.

They Started As Cheerleaders

January 24, 2008 1:32pm

I vaguely remember something about the Bush being a mascot, but I can't see him in a frilly skirt waving pom poms and gracing the cover of "When Cheerleaders go bad" or "Cheerleaders: Your Quim is my Gym" anytime soon...

Charlie Brooker's Screen Wipe: hilarious critic screams abuse at his telly

December 5, 2007 1:23am

We're not in the middle of the third series, the fourth series finished a few weeks ago on BBC Four.

It is fantastic though, as was TV Go Home which spawned Nathan Barley - which went by the hilarious name of C*NT in TVGH.

Rube Goldberg domino cascade ad for Guinness

November 9, 2007 4:33am

I Was drinking a Guinness in my local last night and the ad came on, it made me by another.

It reminds me of the Honda Cog commercial.

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

March 24, 2008 6:32pm

Paintings inspired by spam subject-lines

November 8, 2007 11:44pm

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