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"...and be prepared to spend over 114000 EUR. Without the printer server."

Damn! This is EXACTLY what I need. And I mean EXACTLY. Except for that last bit. No printer server = no sale.

Apple's Time Machine.

Who are these Seven Sisters, you speak of? Unhappy spinsters with sense of fun, perhaps?

I'm glad 5 year olds are being banned from flying. They really are little terrors.

Mitch,

I think the motivation is that as a person with a weapon of destruction in your hands, you should pull the trigger and cause as much carnage as possible. I'm guessing this item is on Boing Boing because guns and murderous mayhem are supposed to be fun in North America. I can't wait for the next mass shooting in the US - I like a good laugh.

"As BB pal Vann Hall said, at least he knows who's been naughty."

If Santa had groped her, would that have been treated in an equally lighthearted manner?

Nelson,

I'm British and live in the UK, so when I say the UK is a vile place to live, I speak from personal experience. Trust me on this one.

....don't count on that. Where there's a will there's a way.

The UK is a Big Brother society at its' core. It's no accident that George Orwell was British. It is a vile place to live if you value personal privacy.

Vernacular photography? Love it.

Another site for wonderful images of times gone by: http://www.shorpy.com/

All this wonderful nitrate, Ektochrome and 126 goodness. Can't get enough of it.

"My balcony has a great view of neighbor's houses as they get knocked down."

You live in a neighbourhood where your neighbours' houses are being knocked doen??!! Don't you worry that yours might be next?

Scary hood, man.

AM/FM???

Noooooo! DAB only for me.

Oh my God! I'm on the Forbidden Planet!

...but he did see unicorns.

That's more of a 'busty' corpse. Oops. My mistake. Looking at the wrong one...

Gee, do you think James Thurber used to do drugs too?

I have lost count of the number of times I've needed a charred corpse and is there one nearby??? Like heck there is!!!! Really used to burn me up, if you know what I mean.

Now I can make my own. I'm so happy.

Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things. Celebrating unthinking people cruelly eating a live animal or anything is 'wonderful' in what way exactly?