What is this doing on BoingBoing? You guys are losing your touch.

This reminds me of the hilarious reviews of the Danelectro 9 Volt Battery over at Harmony Central, and how choosing just the right battery affects the sound of your stompbox.

Oh, I'm sure one of the pinnacles of courage is to climb into a fighter jet and fly around Iraq and elsewhere so that the bomber planes can do their job in defending the homeland. And on top of that, there even are chicks doing this! Talk about weapons porn!

Tell me Mono, have you ever done anything that requires as much courage, smarts, and discipline as it does to fly a supersonic jet aircraft into battle?

I've killed a chicken. Does that count?

Nah. Don't answer. There's no point arguing when your bombin' babes can wipe out entire families at the press of a button. Bloody courageous.

I don't get it. How is this related to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

@41:

what about rat queens!?

Here ya go:

"Great King Rat was a dirty old man and a dirty old man was he..."

C'mon people. If this helps in catching even one more child molester, it will have been worth it. Think of the children!

Nice. We need more fluff pieces celebrating these cowards who rain death and destruction from the sky.

"The harsh realities of the Iraq War"? I'm sure it looks quite a bit harsher and real on the ground.

Identical twins reunited after 35 years

Paula Bernstein and Elyse Schein lived very similar lives. They were
both born in New York, edited their high school newspapers and studied
film at university. And both were adopted in 1968.

It was only at the age of 35 that they discovered each other and just
how similar they were: identical twins who had been separated as
infants in a bizarre social experiment.

It came to light when Elyse, who had been living in Paris, had decided
to seek her birth mother. She was told that the mother was not
interested in meeting her, but was then informed that she had an
identical twin, Paula.

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Feh. "Ape" Lad is just riding the coattails of the LOLcat phenomenon.

W00t! Took a while, but finally received my registration confirmation.