#9 - Brilliant! The ultimate beer goggles!

the answer is: moonshine! nuthin like a little home brew, and tendin the still keeps the kids off the street

interesting...

i have long attributed things others believe are the work of god to the universe... i suppose this is why i have never felt any conflict between my atheism and my overpowering sense of the spiritual...

i am happy with calling the universe, "universe," however... god is just too short a name :-)

Isn't an increase in alpha waves associated with a decrease in visual cortex function? No wonder people who drive with phones glued to their ears make such unsafe maneuvers... they literally are not watching the road...

Hey, the US tosses young men and women into the meatgrinder in order to prop up the defense industry; this waste of flesh seems noble in comparison.

still, i do lament the loss of all that Canadian bacon...

Modern Doll Mom to Doll Family Dad: "Oh look, there's an Ethnic Family moving into the old Asian Family place."
Doll Family Dad: "There goes the neighborhood"

what's the big deal? this guy and his wife want a kid and are doing it in the most biologically feasible way. he has a functioning uterus, she does not... badda-bing.

besides, as a couple they discussed it, planned for it, have been through numerous difficulties to achieve it... sounds like this child is fortunate enough to be very much wanted.

what i find much, much more bizarre are "women" such as britney spears, who reproduce in the "normal" way, yet are not emotionally or mentally prepared, possibly not fit, to be parents... it is ill-advised pregnancies like these that i find revolting...

well i can certainly see the justification for the "white pride" tattoo one of the sons is sporting... perhaps i should get one that says "homo sapiens shame"

#3 posted by mattymatt

well mattymatt, skittles do encourage kids to "taste the rainbow"... sounds like an anti-gay conspiracy to me

wow this made me very happy, hugs for everyone!

* huuuuggg *

one of you IS timing me right? im going for the record :-)

ahhhhhhh, finally a suitable droid to serve beer on my sail barge!!

oh wait, it doesn't dispense suds? hmm guess this is NOT the droid i'm looking for...

#68 it's e-rony

oh honey, let's keep it simple, just get me a nice set of platinum knuckle dusters

um... wow?

There's a difference between acknowledging any philosophical argument's validity and accepting its truth value.

Believing in something with zero truth value doesn't make anyone a psychopath however, just a moron.

Cf. Sifl + Olly (MTV c. 1997) for capitalist sock puppet interpretation of similar concepts(Precious Roy Home Shopping Network... SUCKERS!!!

wow.. i remember my first real drunk too lol

I believe this is from a Jigonometry text, and it is asking the student to calculate the shortest distance from First Approach to Getting In The Panties

Proposed Group keep comin up with funky ass shit like:

every single day - Excellent
once a month - Adequate
once a year - Poor

i love small living spaces too, but stilts and ladders aint gonna cut it...however if they put one on legs, like an imperial walker or baba yaga's chicken hut, i'll buy one tomorrow!

...and while you are busy watching my partner in crime take pics, i will be picking your pocket...

*sigh*

if MY hexes worked, these assholes would ALL be frogs by now...

oh for pitys sake... sure its like swimming--like swimming back to land after a shipwreck, not paddling around in your country club pool, numb nuts!

ummm....k

now if the knife had cut the melon in two at the moment of climax, or had a climax of any kind, i might have been impressed

Cute Overload = primary source material on cuteness phenomenon. Check the Rules of Cute to see what makes males and females alike go "squee!!!!!"

But most interesting of all is what these cute addicts have to say on the subject of babies. Animals, including vermin of all kinds, seem to have universal cute potential, while pics of children seem most likely to evoke the "gag" response.

Sweet jeebus, a child should NEVER be alone with a coloring book! Paper cuts are only the most obvious danger here. Coloring alone promotes "artistic" lifestyles and may even lead to coloring outside the lines. Stop them before another crayon gets broken, inappropriately peeled or possibly chewed on!

Fun, but once you do manage to corral the lil phecker you don't "win" anything.

So his explanation is that he was under stress in his personal life and snapped? I wonder how many times he let someone off with that excuse in the domestic violence cases he was trying?

I call this session of KiddyGarden Court to order. Council, you may proceed:

My EULA can beat up your EULA!
Can not!
Can so!
Nuh uh!
Yuh huh!
(ad infinitum, or until one combatant bites, kicks, or scratches the other, thus invoking the Principle's Office Act)

Forget photographs--make a sketch, then sell it as an original. "Portrait of an Exhibit with a Dumb Ban" would be a fitting title.

Maybe Disney should admit the dead under a "dear departed" park pass instead of forcing grieving people to act like ash-holes.

Or maybe the EPA should open an Ash-Land amusement park, where you can shake your ash around in the virtual environment of your choice.

Very nice! That technique is called applique btw

Take it up with WHICH manufacturer? The HD or the tiles?

No one has heard the old joke about the village bicycle? Everyone's had a ride.

"wtf, i paid for coffee but it gave me a cup of warm tea!"

Remember the recent news stories about how having fat friends can make you fat? This clearly applies to fat-headedness as well...looks like the increasing fatitude of US governmental minds is creeping northward to our Canadian neighbors...just my 2 cents...

Every riceboy knows that stickers add horsepower. This one is worth 100 hp at least.