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Impromptu bookmarks found in used books

June 9, 2008 11:01am

At my local library they have a bulletin board up with pictures that people have left in books. I think it's my favorite bulletin board ever. Old pictures, new pictures, polaroids -- interestingly, nearly ALL of them were pictures of people or their animals.

Woman sat on toilet for two years

March 12, 2008 3:40pm

Please someone say "April Fools!"

Bright lights cause big sneezes

January 16, 2008 10:46pm

I have it, and I love it! Feels so good to get out into the fresh sun and sneeze a few times! Several of us in the family have this. When you feel a sneeze coming on at night, you just have to find a bright light to use.

If you don't want to sneeze, try pressing hard on the indentation under your nose; try it, it works most of the time for me.

Machine Girl trailer: 1 girl, 1 arm, 1 gun, pure win.

December 10, 2007 6:43pm

Hooray for the Lefty!

Disney lawyers enstupidize ride with dumb legal disclaimer

November 21, 2007 7:47am

Just got back from there - and I submitted a joke! I think they didn't use it specifically because it's not original!

Anyway, it's a funny show (not a ride) - a 3D animated live uses 2 jokes that are txted in.

Reply txt said: "Buena Vista Internet Group; we got your joke! Thanks! Yours monstrously Mike Wazowski - 407-939-6244"

Woman sat on toilet for two years

March 12, 2008 2:18pm

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