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mistervega
Riot cops relaxing
September 2, 2008 6:52pm
Gustav updates: DIY data, RNC recycled, energy infrastructure, rehabbing wetlands
September 1, 2008 12:10pm
"The GOP should have a telethon to fund condom shipments to Alaska.
There's evidence of a massive shortage up there."
PWND! LAWLZ!
Winged cats discovered in western China
August 28, 2008 6:30pm
POOR GROOMING? Man, those are all lame reasons.
But if it's true - I'm not taking anymore showers until I can fly.
Adaptive Path and Mozilla: future of Web-browsing video
August 5, 2008 2:36pm
yeah, awesome, neato - but not everyone will need to utilize all that prettiness. FORM vs FUNCTION. i guess they got the MAC niche down, where they'll just create a need.
i'm pro-mozilla, but i'm just sayin'.
Creative Zen Mosaic: Mondrian MP3 Monstrosity
July 25, 2008 8:54am
um, appears more tetris-like and less mondrian-ish.
Did eBoost Media customer service rep call customer a faggot?
July 23, 2008 2:20pm
i say it is the same person, however, louder and possibly intoxicated.
Police warn UK man that taking photos of "hooded teenagers" is illegal
July 22, 2008 10:09am
assault |əˈsôlt|
verb [ trans. ]
make a physical attack on : he pleaded guilty to assaulting a police officer | she was sexually assaulted as a child. See note at ATTACK.
• figurative attack or bombard (someone or the senses) with something undesirable or unpleasant : her right ear was assaulted with a tide of music.
• carry out a military attack or raid on (an enemy position) : they left their strong position to assault the hill.
• rape.
Chinese Tian-Ling worker shoes remade as fashion plimsolls
July 22, 2008 10:02am
Claim to be making donations?
"Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time."
– Tommy Boy
Chinese Tian-Ling worker shoes remade as fashion plimsolls
July 22, 2008 8:48am
this is so hilarious! i haven't seen these shoes, but i have a pair of the "Feiyue" (Shoalin Temple) shoes that the actual students their wear. these shoes are all made to hold up to wear & tear, but are not ergonomic and are made super cheaply. i got my pair for like $14 and that is even super marked up!
the fact that they are trying to make this fashionable and super high-priced made me laugh so hard! i guess chucks don't have much support either, but it least it is a staple/icon. and i think the average chuck is around $30.
Man electrocutes pickle to demonstrate power of Christianity
July 18, 2008 11:50pm
that's how my life changed after i found out about donkey punching.
Problematic logo design from Adidas and Au
July 18, 2008 11:46pm
i guess if your family members were killed in the holocaust or by nazis you would care. if not, no biggy. who gives a shit, right?
M16 as if it was made by DeWalt
July 16, 2008 1:32pm
an M4 is a watered down M16 modified to be fully automatic.
Passively Multiplayer Online Game launches -- using game-scoring to keep track of and expand how you browse
May 12, 2008 9:35am
hey, now we can pin-point users habits more efficiently and disguise it as a fun game! oh how devilishy clever.
9/11 and drinking water security
March 10, 2008 1:31pm
it is intriguing that water filtering systems can block out bacterial contamination, but not pharmaceutical residue…
i wonder if there will be a special type of home filtering system to black out such substances like PUR water filtering systems.
Rio Carnival float depicting Holocaust banned
January 31, 2008 9:14pm
they could just enter a disney float and it would be just as close.
Big skull t-shirt
December 26, 2007 9:49am
i ordered mines the first day it came out. its sweet. waiting for threadless to post my pic.
Video: breakdancing fingernails (Kid Sister f. Kanye West)
December 23, 2007 12:00am
re: Check the LVHRD DJ Fingertips VDO that came out a few months ago.
great link. at least that group took it to another level and to the streets.
Video: breakdancing fingernails (Kid Sister f. Kanye West)
December 22, 2007 12:53am
this is much inferior compared to the ORIGINAL (that I am aware of)!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aIAjoNYgXHU
reminicient of kozyndan bunnies/sony commercial.
Rogers ISP of Canada breaks into your browsing session to tell you off for using the net too much
December 10, 2007 10:33pm
WTF, eh?
Norwegian boy outthinks angry moose with Warcraft skillz
December 6, 2007 9:41pm
awesome story! too bad he wasn't armed, he could've just used scatter-shot. or he could've downed it and used it to lvl up his skinning/leatherworking.
Weird fingerprint art at Oakland airport
November 14, 2007 11:26am
that just goes to show how poorly they clean and disinfect things. maybe it's a friendly reminder to wash your hands.
Walkman, Speaker Jewelry from Complete Technique
November 9, 2007 7:49pm
very cool! i think one of the actual designers is this cool chinese guy in ny. i remember him wearing a prototype of the speaker as a pendant. i met him about 1.5 yrs ago. his family owns some famous chinese bakery out there. glad to see his stuff finally make it!
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OMG! I'M FROM ST. PAUL AND THOSE ARE THE VERY STEPS I USED TO GO UP TO GET TO THE OLD ARCADE THAT WAS NEAR THE DAYTONS STORE (NOW MACY'S) BACK IN THE MID-90s! PLENTY OF QUARTERS SPENT ON STREET FIGHTER 2 AND MORTAL KOMBAT!!!