I think the cops that picked you up were leather boys in disguise. Clearly your beer goggles were in full effect.

Also, it turns out the horse stairs lead down to a Catherine the Great exhibit (not true).

charlie

Since buying this product I have become attractive to girls. In fact, I can't beat them off with a stick (and believe me, I have tried. It's tiring on the arms).

I can't recommend it more. The danceablity of the wood grain alone is worth the price.

What about some kind of nasty looking stain printed on there?

Coupled with Mazerrackham's "Rectal Thermometer", that should do the trick.

I squash them and then leave them on the window as a warning to others.

I hate those little fuckers...

Of course I read this! And thanks.

Those blister packs are the DRM of physical goods. Only the honest people are affected. Shoplifters carry box cutters and open them up in a faraway corner of the shop in a couple seconds.

I'm all for "hand rolling". But only when unobserved. Clear your cache afterward.

Vanity compels me to tell you that the second link is broken *cough*

Still, 3,000 years isn't bad for a keyboard. And yes, it's a BitTorrented file enjoying the loving caresses of VLC. God bless those French schoolchildren who made it. Without them, I would have to endure my exile in foreign lands without the good Doctor.

OK, I admit it. I miscounted. But the official line is that the fifth gadget was invisibility. OK?

I would totally buy them in a different color. But these look like a 1980s hair gel pack.

Charlie Sorrel

I'll be ordering a MacBook Pro the day of the WWDC. My MacBook isn't enough for me anymore (plus my girlfriend steals it constantly). If Steve gives us a new model, great. If not, I'll be going for the current one.

Maybe it won't be so different. The PowerMac line also looks the same as it has for years and that doesn't look like changing any time soon. And thanks for the link, John!

Charlie Sorrel

Looking at my breasts? It's time for a diet.

I'd use it to bulk-erase all the crap left on my tradeshow swag thumbdrives.

I was skipping stones on the scenic Devonshire sea this weekend, so I can tell you with authority that both the the 6600 and 3600 would be "Beautiful to skip on scenic lakes".

Stunning.

You know that "Nosh" is also a slang term for "Blowjob"? One wonders what might have gone on upstairs.

Pepper mills have steel grinders. Salt mills have non-rusting plastic, so it mightn't be a good idea to use one of these for salt.