Clearly an upgrade from NT server to 2003 is in order. (Sorry...Windows humor...I know.)

A bit of off-point gentle humor...

This document, by way of it's extremely generous footnotes, looks almost like a parody of itself...and numerous other "whitepapers" and RAND reports, etc.

Three lines of text -- and the rest of the page taken up by foootnotes.

My fave is still "Dizz knee land" by dada:

I just ran away from home
Now I'm going to dizz knee land
I just crashed my car again
Now I'm going to dizz knee land
I just robbed a grocery store
I'm going to dizz knee land