hey license farm (@62), do you know these morons? er, i'm sorry, intellectually challenged sufferers?

mmmmmmmm, brains! ( sllluuuurpp) i can see his DELICIOUS bbbraainnsss! (ssslobbber) mmmmmmmmm. don't forget the A-1.

one of the stupidest things i have read about today! did they think they could gain some kind of satanic powers by smoking herb thru a child's skull? oh, the stupidity! it seems for every intelligent person who dies, two idiots are born to take his place. whatever happenned to punching a few pinholes in a busch can?

i wonder, do they allow words like: " cleveland steemer", or "dirty sanchez"?

i wonder if he's screaming about the loss of his testicles due to over use of steriods. i would scream too. poor guy.

not to say said being isn't a tad freakazoidian, i'm willing to bet that photoshop played a hand in the making of this 'photo'.

do not look at me you little mantis, you. don't you look at me... DON'T YOU FUKKIN LOOK AT ME!!! (huff, huff..) mmaaaammeeeeeee......

hey zippy(#40)! everyone knows the REAL overlords are reptilian. kinda lizard-like. only taller. just so u know.

as far as suicide goes, the woman had just put down enough cash to PREPAY HER CONDO FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS! sorry, i don't mean to shout, but that is a pretty big incentive to live. also, the similarity in the deaths of the two women is pretty telling. women very rarely hang themselves, and the fact that these two are connected via bizniss gives something to the belief that this may be a bit more than a co-inky-dink. suicide noteS? fishy stinky. as far as should it be legal, of course it should! the spread of sexually transmitted dieases could be greatly reduced if we were to use the dutch model. even the nevada model would suffice . not likely to happen anytime soon as logic holds no charm in this paradigm. to paraphrase: no suicide, yes prostitution. ciao!

dildo coat rack? dreamy!

oh, c'mon! how could someone patent a 'magical' fruit?!?

i will purchase it and send it to those poor women in washington who can only get laid by ghosts. they shall be blessed!

i can find no way to have spectral sex on these alleged 'chairs'.

eat enough of these to prevent spectral rape. the more you know...

a spectral threesome?

how could they leave out "i'm a little bit country, i'm a little bit rock and roll" by donnie and marie osmond? shameful.

but, is there a bathroom on the right?

haven't the most recent studies on violent vid games and the gamer's behavoir stated that violence in video games actually relieves stress, and relaxes the gamer? i've played every gta game to date, and haven't had the uncontrollable urge to run over hookers or blast police with rpg's. well,... most police. as far as the sex goes, you can find a lot worse on limewire. these smeggin fraks need a smoke screen to keep pushing on the issues which are completely meaningless (violence in vid games), in order to distract from the things that they(sic) would rather you were not be thinking about( abu gharaib, the mortgage crises, our plummetting $). or like a supreme court justice who believes that torture is not a 'punishment'. sigh.

#31:jeff, tim's drug of choice was the martini. #27, prof pan: do u know rick and the maps crew? if so, tell him and allen we miss them down here in s.w. fla. ! to dr. hofmann: thank u so much for all the good times and some of the most profound learning experiences of my life! rest in peace, blessed one...

i understand it's not the most comfortable place to nap, but is it really agin the law to sleep in a portalet? if so, why?

i think phil would either be completely disgusted by this, or he's laughing his ass off in the afterlife. it's just what ive been saying for the last 30 years,: we live in a pkd novel!

it was my understanding that the hashishin used the hash as kind of an incense to get prospective assassins stoned then, after they passed out, take them to a 'paradise' to show them what awaited them upon completion of the deed. they would then be sent out on their mission of death and dismemberment with the promise of 72 virgins waiting in the wings. good times.

i remember some of the first experiments with HAARP in the mid '90s. the military sprayed the upper ionisphere with a fine mist containing iodine and other chems, then set it off with the power of HAARP at the time. the visual effect was such that the aurora borealis was visible as far south as los angeles. so i'm certain that our beloved gov't has only the best of intentions with this weapon,err...i mean tool!

bless ya homie! my roomate and i rehab gopher tortoises, and raise salcada and panther tortoises, and i was blown back by your resourcefulness! my condolences on the loss of your reptilian bud.

antinous, if i offended u with my 'asshat' comment, i deeply apologise. i would never willingly bring the hallowed halls of boing-boing down to a 'craig's list' type of level. that being said, is 'blow me' still acceptable? thanx! peace to all,-minTphresh

and yes, i know my spelling sux.

it's a snowman with a boner!

sorry, but i just don't understand what that means. because, apparently, i agree with something in 'high times' that what i say hold no water? look it up, asshat. as far as mdma is concerned, its main function is in the uptake of massive amounts of seratonin which floods the recptors causing that yummy euphoria. followed by the 500 story crash. death from mdma was ussually in the form of dehydration and suicide. i've also seen it work 'miricles' in group therepy. so blow me.

for those out there who equate pot use with alcohol, tobacco, cocaine, heroine, opiates, mdma, uranium, and polyvinyl chloride, i am afraid you heads are firmly wedged in your glutious (glutii?). in the over 5000 years of recorded human histoy, there has never been a single death attributed to cannabis use. not one. we, as human beings, have receptors in our brains near the hippocampus called a cannabinoid system. we have evolved to use this of nature's most beneficient and beneficial of plants! the seeds contain all the protiens and essential amino acids for life, meaning we could eat only potseeds and survive indefinately. the oil contains the highest amount of hdl cholesterol and omega 3 fatty acids of ANY oil. this is a plant that is so versatile that we have yet to fathom its complete usefulness. it is illegal due to greed and racism. h.j anslinger called for a scientific study of cannabis when lobbying for its illegallity, the study came back calling the herb as actually being beneficial, anslinger had the report buried, only to resurface again in the 1970's. the report, not harry. let's hope he NEVER resufaces. for further info read j. herer's book 'the emporer wears no clothes'. highly informative. pun intended.

i have a new hero! many blessings to you, mr bryant! too bad that the oregon cops are probably gonna make your life a living hell, seattle's a nice place tho...

" and then the lamb........opened the third seal, and i saw the third horse.........the horseman was the pest." - aphrodite's child. i dunno, just seemed appropriate.

boingboing is nuttin if not all about sharing! BTW i fukkin want one of them there chunks o plastic! 20$? i think ill use a pirated copy of photoshop instead...also, do u know how many surrealists it takes to change a light bulb?

our band used to hold screen parties where one night we would get together and tie off and dye shirts, then after they had dried, we would screen designs to promote our band. we would screen everything from shirts and hoodies, to t-backs and posters with h2o based inks , then heatset them in the microwave. primitive but effective!

according to my friend, the emergency room dr., the most interesting things he's removed have been: a champagne bottle (full sized) that wouldnt budge at first as it was opened and the open bottle created a suction which caused the bottle to suck itself back up as it was trying to be removed, and a light bulb, large end first and unbroken. he keeps a file with the x-rays just to remind him of some of the more bizarre aspects of human nature. no ass-box tho.

glad to see some pkd on there! i would say that 'divine invasion' changed my life in many ways.

is anyone really surprised by any of this? the bush propaganda machine is the largest and most blatent since the third reich! even turdblossom is getting in on the action.

unfit to principal, you say? after this he is sure to be promoted to superintendent!

it was 30 years ago!

they were putting the finishing touches on this ride when i was a senior in h.s. as i lived nearby, i had many friends who worked there and was able to score many free passes to the park. one evening a group of us took a massive dose of p.c. mushrooms and went out to enjoy the skyway ride ( nuthin like sunset from the skyway!). whilst bummin around the park (trippin balls!) we were approached by one of the disney employees who told us that they were getting ready to open space mtn. and were wondering if we would give it a try. needless to say, we spent the rest of the night ( probably about 3-4 hrs) riding as they tried to determine the 'speed limit' for the ride. at one point they even turned on the interior lights to check on something while we were riding! whatta rush! i'll never forget racing my friends from the end of the ride back to the front trying to get into that very front car, err, 'space ship'! good times, and all for free.

Entheogens ARE god! Rick Doblin and MAPS freekin roxxx! was i excited to see my old friend in comic form? hells yes! peace out boingers!-minTphresh

bless u teresa, u rock! keep up the wonderful work.

yeah, heh, heh, that mao. he had his quirks. but, hey! that little red book. that's literature! we shall have give love much our glorious leader! a long lives revolution!

love dem gogol bordello! got turned on to them in '05 and now got 4 c.d.'s and some miscellany live stuff. they remind me a lil of a band from the 1990's called "the red elvises' originally from russia and eastern eur., now out of l.a., who i believe are still touring with a different backing duo. kind of a rusky surf-punk aesthetic. either act is a must see live! roknrol comrades!

gerald scarfe is the man! but, i ain't sittin in that chair...

( wack, wack, wack) that's my skull!! i'm sooo wasted!

hey u who call yerself bobdobbs, the warming period followed by the the 'little ice-age' was caused by a volcanic eruption that spewed enough dust and carbon dioxide into the atmosphere as to almost block out the sun for several years, if not a decade! u sir, are not only no climatologist, you are no salesman. and i think that u r a pink! put down that pipe in shame, sir.

i coulda sworn we was livn in Bizarro Cheney's Opposite Universe...(play appropriate theramin music here)! damnit, u made me capitalise...great band name tho.

y'know tae-kwan, that sounds like just the kinda thing dick cheney would say...

takuan, i couldn't agree more on the fact that morally, spiritually or financially we cannot afford the wars we're in, let alone the one we have begun ( bushco has already frozen iranian assets, sent black-op sorties, and mobilized the rest of the u.s. fleet to the persian gulf) with iran. the plan is now that most of the opposition has been removed, the u.s. can start mobilizing ground forces as soon as the rest of the navy arrives. having the propaganda working with 25% (holy shit, that many?) of the populace actually thinking we're in any way threatened by iran is just icing. they will invade, and lie about it as they always do. just as they planned it long ago. from day one i have protested this admin. from the pooch-screwed election of 2000, the stonewalling of the 9-11 commission, the war with iraq, iran, and the theft of the last election. millions of us protesting; thousands of us arrested! this country was founded on dissent, but i've been called about every name in the book, and had my patriotism questioned at every goddamn turn! the really sad thing is, no matter how blatantly their lies are exposed, again and again, i still know MANY people who still stand behind these assholes and DEFEND THEIR ACTIONS! they also believe fox news is telling them the truth. it completely blows my mind, as these are otherwise intelligent human beings. again, I AM FRUSTRATED. THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'VE GIVEN UP HOPE. I AM WAITING FOR A GOOD IDEA. ANYONE? seriously. anyone?

i have marched in a dozen peaceful protests over the last 6 years, ALL FOR NOTHING! i, for one, am getting sick and tired of the continued misuse of the constitution and the bill of rights! must we wait for marshall law to be declared before we, as a people, rise up and DO SOMETHING? they are already beginning to wage war on iran, do we wait til the troops are sent in en masse? i'm beginning to pull out my hair with frustration at both the administration and the populace. sigh. to all humans not affiliated with this country, i fell i must apologise . our president and vice president, in fact this whole admin. is pure evil, i am sorry...

it's o.k. there xeni! my dog eats those things all the time. he just thinks that they are crunchy treats! yummm! and no dead animal products, to boot. even though he loves him some dead animal products!

so...very...awesome...( drrroooool!)

i think i saw this happen in the men's shower on the mining ship "Red Dwarf". oh, wait. that was a smeggin' timehole.

a reasonable and logical judge?!? in texas?!?!? my brain is stultifried!

what most of you are failing to address is that rape is not a crime about sex, rape is a crime about POWER. it uses sex to dominate another human being. doing that to a child is, to me, the most heinous act one person can perpetuate upon another. i've seen first hand the effects that this has on the long and the short term, and it ain't a matter of "shake it off there junior and quit yer whinin!" it completely rewires a young person's brain! while i agree that most pedophiles are continuing the family tradition, so to speak, and are mentally ill from abuse they suffered as kids, there is treatment available, and there are alternatives to acting out of the abuser. be it chemical castration or execution, this crime, and all like it, needs be addressed.

truly looks like someone who could, if the mood stuck him(?), go fuck himself. wouldn't be great for the gene pool tho. will he breastfeed? ya know, one has to take a test, pass and buy a license to catch a fish or drive a car, but anyone with proper genitalia can have a kid. who knows, maybe they will make excellent parents... lov3 ya b-b!

man, i could sure use a little 'love vacation'!

only if the bodies were wealthy white affluent peeps. then he could try to blame it on the blacks and bring about 'helter skelter'. then, since he felt the blacks were unable to govern themselves, he would come down out of the mountains and save the day. in actuality, the tate murders were aimed at dennis love of the beach boys. he had listened to manson's music and brought in a producer to meet him. the producer totally passed on the struggling young singer/songwriter. for revenge he brought his minions to the house where he was 'humiliated', only to find later that it had been sold to roman polanski. the rest is, as they say, history.

kind of embarrassing,... and yet, i think they had a moment...

#13 what?!? with nearly a million terrorists already in this country? that's just crazy talk.

i read a recent study that medicinal mariuana can help stop the formation of cerebral plaques that are much of the cause of alzheimer's. also certain narcotics, like oxycodone, and codiene, also have shown promise in treatment. remember that the brain functions best when it is utilized, i.e., figguring out puzzles, reading, writing, taking a cc class, exercizing, and diet are all incredibly important. best of luck with this horrible, debilitating disease.

HE IS NOT AN ANIMAL!!! uh,...he's a human being?

hey t.(#66), hate to poop yer party, but that isn't a first print, it's like the 3rd caroll and graf printing. first printing was on ace paperbacks! and i'm sure it'll be more than $5 when the auction is thru!

the guy is a pro golfer, it happened in orlando, and he should definatly have to do some penance for his crime ( and it is a federal crime to kill an animal on the endangered species list). he was shooting an instructional golf video when the afforementioned bird-of-prey wouldn't be as quiet as mr. butthead wished, so he punished mr red shouldered hawk. great shot. dead hawk. sad and stupid, not a great combo...

hey! i sent u guys info on this last july when i saw a whole cooler equivalent of the heck's angels riding down main st. in sarasota (fl.)! i even got an info packet from the group's "leader". what gives, guys (and xeni)?

i think mr. saltie wanted to try some kosher...i'm just sayin.

r.i.p. homie! save a space at the mic, and we'll all jam in the after. my condolences to the healy family and friends. on this plane, his music makes him immortal!

one mo thing: after the battle at valley forge, washington and his men had their hands on a regiment of british and hessian soldiers as prisoners of war. the british had done some REALLY nasty things to the colonists up to that point, and many of the men wanted to torture their brit prisoners for either intel or revenge. washington took out his pistol and said he would personally shoot anyone who treated these prisoners less then humanely, and ordered blankets and food be brought out to them. that is what this country is based on. if we deviate from geneva conventions with OUR prisoners, how can we expect our enemies to treat our soldiers with dignity and humanity.

i remember the speech that 'el presidente' bush gave to congress right after the invasion where he basically told the world that the u.s. was gonna do what the fuck we pleased with the prisoners, and everyone else could go fuck themselves. i'm paraphrasing, of course. then i recall big don rumsfeld taking a tour of iraq and the prison, before the scandal broke, and reporting back as to what a frikkin fine job our boys ( and girls!) were doing there. it was policy from the beginning to torture, and is still being carried out in secret to this day!

#15 here is pretty much the definition of art: art is what the artist says it is. good bad or indifferent, immaterial of the medium.

i always wondered where the next batch of neocon republicans were comin from...thank gawd there will be no shortage!

"canvas slappers" ? is that what the golf pro and the railroad engineer are waving about? oh, and #8, perhaps NOW the oil industry is BEGINNING to work on environmentally safe and clean equipment (in the countries that require it) however, when it comes to environmental rape, they and the military industrial complex ( who, it would seem, work pretty much together) undoubtedly kick the most hella-ass! woot-woot! #1!

think i'll wait for the g-unit remix feat. flo-rida. good times...

and here i thought a paradox was just two identical dox. hmm.

gorramn it! try and keep it down out there. sci-fi is runnin a 'firefly' marathon and your b.s. isn't doing anyone a kindness.

wow, kinda like pop up video...only without the video.

gotta love our president's bestest buddies: the saudi govt. ! they make it all better.

"@47 Hemp was grown for fiber and textile use, which is irrelevant to a discussion regarding the legality of smoking it for medical reasons. The fact that wood has all kinds of innocent uses is irrelevant in a discussion about whether it's OK to stab somebody in the face with a wooden spear. " hey mr korpo! i thought the dis-scussion was about freekin pot vending machines! my comment was general on the circumstances surrounding its being made unlawful. a shitload more was being done with hemp other than fiber and textile use, you argument-monger! hemp is THE oldest medicinally used herb on the planet. there are chinese medical texts over 5000 yr.s old that attest to its medicinal properties, especially in the areas of gastrointestinal discomfort and stress. it was used in patent medicines here in the u.s. until the 1940's. hindus and native americans smoked it for millenia. the diesel engine was designed to run on hemp oil. of course that last factoid has nothing to do with med. mari., or the operation of vending machines,but, it is pretty fukkin interesting. all i'm saying is that there is overwhelming evidence to the fact that hemp is a medicinal herb, and it was made unlawful due to the fact that there were certain greedy and racist factions both within our govt. and in the business sector, who stood to make a buttload of cash with hemp's unavailability. there has never in recorded history been a single death attributable to hemp. as far as marinol is concerned, the side effects are freakin horrific! and last for hours. now, about where to put that spear...

gen. geo washington, thomas jefferson, and many other of our founding fathers grew acres and acres of 'marijuana'. up until the 1930's it was considered unpatriotic not to grow it! the declaration of independence, the bill of rights, our constitution, and the original 'betsey ross flag", all either made of or printed on hemp! the only reason it is ill-eagle is due to the greed and corruption of just a few individuals. it is perpetuated by the same greed due to for-profit prison systems, big pharma, big cotton, big chemical, big oil, and big agro ( you can grow at least 12x the biofuel with hemp as with corn or soy or sugar beet). since most of these lobbies are also BIG campaign contributors, it is unlikely any pro-hemp candidate will even make to election time. read jack herer's book " the emperor wears no clothes" for more eye opening nfo.

food for russian space-roaches?

steampunk, baby!

the russian space-roaches have escaped! run, martians! run!

it's like the domino effect. only with cockroaches.

where the fuck is the doughnut?!?

hey! that's my old friend ralphie the rag picker ( the renny-dudewith the spankin phresh tites!) there at the end of yer video. im sure he would be honoredf to be considered a hobo, but he's really a hard workin actor/entrepenuer from st.pete fl.! glad to see he still be workin that shizzle!