Kids in high school have to have some reason to be beat up. If it isn't one thing it'll be another.

Los Hari Krishnas!

Yet another thing to come out of Snow Crash. I so want to live in a converted storage unit. Really.

About DLR's vocal skills, he is able to produce what is known as Whistle Register, the highest register of the human voice and one octave above falsetto. Diamond Dave is a god. A golden f***ing god.

I bet the actors are incredibly sore the next day after shooting. Also, what's with the masks?

Hubbard wrote terrible sci-fi. Flat plotlines, no character development, lousy delivery.

I could care less about his, or any one else's hokey religion. I did read the Scientology personality test in the local rag here where I live, and a friend and I laughed so hard we cried. "Do you take orders well?", classic.

Battlefield Earth, on the other hand, let's protest that.

No doubt. You aren't kidding there.

Boing Boing is turning into Something Awful. Cory needs to come back off paternity leave soon.

They looked as though they were going to go Super Saiyan at any moment. Veguido and Guidoku... FIGHT!

Destructomundo, the podcast on end of the world scenarios, has a great episode on this subject. Very funny, and these guys know their sci-fi.

Last Man on Earth

Alternately, you could file the outside circumference of the edge of a small pipe, and use it to twist back and forth until you cut out a hole in the carpet, for about 50 cents.

This scenario is outlined in Destructomundo Podcast's episode "Rocks From Space", they cover it pretty spot on.

That "strange odor" is the stink of invasion.

Oh, but sea-sponges and ice cream are fine to think of together I suppose?

I'm willing to bet that her self-esteem is pretty well intact after all of this. Although she ahs been called stupid in the press, and ridiculed in the tubes, no one has called her fat or ugly.

Yes, where are the Freikorps when they are needed most?