Never mind all that, what about the cow? She's going to be hurting when she sits on her udder...

If I was a paedophile children's author, I'd just go ahead and sign...

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That which belongs to Bill Gates is Bill Gates's. You may wish it wasn't so, but that's the way it is.

Found a strip of bacon in a library book once. What could I do but leave it there?

Clippings are funny, guy who put them together isn't. Would be good if he let us work the joke out for ourselves once in a while...

This may or may not be relevant: 'You can't trust a Special like an old-time copper/When you can't find your way home', from old music-hall song 'My Old Man (Said Follow the Band) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Dilly_Dally_on_the_Way

Going to make one right away. Is it juvenile to point out that Andrea Kissack is an anagram of Andrea Kickass?

'Amazon UK should have a boxed set for not a lot - I think it cost me £19 three or four years ago.' (#2)
Down to £9.98 at the moment (just under $20) - best bargain ever, I'd say. Haven't seen the remake, but I'm not confident it'll be an improvement.

'Sat TV is illegal, but is principal alternative media'...Maybe so, but in typically pragmatic Cuban fashion TV in all the tourist Havana hotels comes from from one monster dish, which steals its feed from who knows where. Or so I was told...

Kid, as it turns out, you might want to add: 5. The group that does all this on a PC rather than a Mac.

I hope DJS won't think me too pedantic (Brits, huh?) if I point out that Dublin isn't part of Great Britain.