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#5 - Link NOT followed. ;P
As it could have led to something worse than goatse, or not, but that's what firewalls do.
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#2 - This does make me think of obfuscation strategies as are used against lie detectors. I'm sure MRI style analysis would get a bit more difficult if one was couting 1..10 and imaginging running while they asked you questions...

The Mind Has No Firewall

Maybe yours doesn't- which is why you would pass on such a silly meme... ;P

Got this one- really:
"Everything will now go your way."