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Matt Staggs

BBC sends legal threat over fan's Dr Who knitting patterns

May 9, 2008 8:07am

#7 Kudos to you for the Futurama quote!

HOWTO detect hidden video cameras

May 9, 2008 7:45am

@Albedo,
That's how they find alligators too. I lived in an apartment complex with TONS of alligators in an adjoining lake. I saw game wardens doing that at night sometimes, sans cardboard tube.

Soviet science fiction illos

May 8, 2008 10:32am

Dark Roasted Blend is a never-ending source of "wow!"moments for me. Thanks for keeping them on the radar here at BB!

Surreal muscle magazine cover

May 7, 2008 6:49pm

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who had this reaction when encountering this magazine cover. I saw it yesterday at my local Barnes & Noble and thought the same thing.

Ghost luxury hotels, half-built and rotting in the desert

April 24, 2008 8:31am

This is so cool! It reminds me of "Gamma World", a roleplaying game from TSR I played as a kid.

LA Times on home of the French Dip sandwich

April 7, 2008 10:20am

@#9:

Are you kidding? I live in a tiny little town in the United States and there are several places that do very good business in fresh-baked bread of all makes and stripes.


I can't decide if you're trolling or are just ignorant of what life is really like here. I'm going to assume it's the latter. Come on by. I'll make you a "sammich" with your choice of about a zillion varieties of artisan breads.

Wrenching and beautiful before-and-after-death photos

April 1, 2008 9:04am

@#10.
First thing I thought of.

Video of creepy eyelid-poking beauty tip

March 31, 2008 7:12pm

got me a movie
i want you to know
slicing up eyeballs
i want you to know
girlie so groovy
i want you to know
don't know about you
but i am un chien andalusia
wanna grow
up to be
be a debaser, debaser!

Varley's ROLLING THUNDER: third book in Thunder/Lightning Heinlein juvenile tributes, a smashing success

March 27, 2008 12:18pm

I loved the first book in this series - I didn't realize it had gotten this far along! I've got to check this out.

Giant squid sex: violent, tangled and deeply weird

March 26, 2008 7:28am

This waaaay too real for this early in the morning.

Heavy Metal Parking Lot

March 24, 2008 1:14pm

Waiting for Hipster Douchebag Parking Lot....

1968's predictions for 2008

March 24, 2008 9:19am

Ah, "Life in the So-Called Space Age," indeed.

Tom Waits's dog food commercial

March 21, 2008 10:30am

at #11.
That's how I submitted it... :)

US customs bar fashionista druggie writer for "moral turpitude"

March 21, 2008 7:43am

Consider this book sold, at least to me.
From a PR perspective, being denied entry to the US might be one of the best things that could have happened to him.

Man kills self with suicide robot

March 20, 2008 9:45am

All Watched Over by Machines of Loving...er...death?

16th-century disease-causing critters from Japan

March 12, 2008 2:23pm

As a person plagued by a tiny boar that runs wild through my body I appreciate Boing Boing bringing attention to the plight of sufferers world-over.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go slop my Jinshaku.

Beating The Bounds railwalk project shut down

March 10, 2008 10:17am

When I was working for a small-town newspaper I had some unmarked, plainsclothed "security" guard for the railways stop and accost me when I took a picture of a stop sign on the line.

He cited all the usual stuff bout turr'ism and what not. At the end of the day I was on a public road and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it.

Asking him for his name, identification and some quotes to use in my story resulted in the desired result of seeing him speed quickly away.

Spielberg launching social network for UFO and paranormal buffs?

March 4, 2008 2:45pm

This is chock full o' woo.

Dungeons & Dragons Creator Gary Gygax Passes Away; Interview

March 4, 2008 1:05pm

This game completely shaped the course of my life. I'm really bummed out about this.

Uncle Dirty photo essay

March 4, 2008 7:19am

Seems a little exploitative.

Dr. Steve Brule

March 2, 2008 4:24pm

Thanks for posting this: I love Tim and Eric, but rarely get a chance to watch them.

Oh, and Ridestowe, thanks for the heads-up on the livecast. I'll check that out.

Why it's good to leave your WiFi open

January 10, 2008 10:33am

To me, it's basic politeness. Providing internet access to guests is kind of like providing heat and electricity, or a hot cup of tea.
Agreed, but I think that my definition and your definition of who constitutes a guest differs.
Guests are people I know and have invited to share my hospitality, not a stranger who pulls up outside my house hoping to score some free web access.

Hiroshima man keeps crocodilian pet

January 9, 2008 10:06am

Caiman is not "used to" living with humans. There is not enough brain there for such concepts as "used to". One day, a child will be eaten.

This.

Deep-fried things that ought not be deep-fried

January 9, 2008 5:58am

You got it, SIMPLEHUMAN.
Jeez, what a waste.

End of skeptic James Randi's million dollar challenge

January 8, 2008 8:50am

Agreed. What a waste of time.
I couldn't imagine having to live through ten years of dealing with kooks who think they have paranormal abilities.

Scientists to make cows fart like kangaroos

January 4, 2008 1:01pm

I'll tell you what's gonnna happen: zombie cows, man.

UK mall bans grandparents for trying to photo their grandkids

January 3, 2008 11:27am

@Cory:
I had very nearly the exact same thing happen to me as a college student. I was in town to do some shopping and had met some friends for dinner. A security guard - probably younger than I was at the time - came and rousted us from dinner and banned us from the mall for "hanging around."

And yes, you're right, these malls depend on considerable government largesse and public good will in order to operate - and often abuse both.

History of guerrilla knitting at 24th Chaos Communication Congress

January 3, 2008 6:10am

Can someone define what "subversive" means in the context of knitting?

Steampunk fashion: zeppelin sky-hat

January 2, 2008 6:17am

Is this where I come to watch that jumping shark?

Storefront churches of Brooklyn

December 20, 2007 6:27am

One person's charming is another's relentless creep of organized religion.
Seriously, come down south if you like that kind of stuff. Better yet, let me trade places with you.
Churches like this are everywhere.
I opened my medicine cabinet this morning and someone had started a church in there....

Thesixtyone: Music discovery game connects indies and fans

December 10, 2007 8:30am

Nex, I know what you meant - just a joke :)
Matt

Thesixtyone: Music discovery game connects indies and fans

December 10, 2007 6:24am

Apart from the reinforcement of groupthink, I think such a system is also in danger of becoming biased. Imagine that during the next two months, an unusually high number of heavy metal fans signs up. (This is unlikely, but it's not at all implausible that something of the sort happens; remember how Brazilians took over half of Orkut?) Their ratings will tend to clump together, which earns them disproportionally many points, making them more influential.

God forbid those Plebs discover our beautiful, nuanced oh-so-indie world, eh?

MPAA's University wiretapping product taken down for violating copyright

December 4, 2007 6:08am

God, I might as well go back to bed. My day cannot get any better after this - might as well end on a high note...

Dinosaur "mummy" discovered

December 3, 2007 2:48pm

"The Dino-Mummy from Hell Creek" sounds like an awesome B-movie.

Brits! Petition the PM to stop national children's database

November 30, 2007 7:37am

Nelson, how do you know that the folks you're rolling your eyes at are American?
BoingBoing has international readers.

And for the record, most of the Americans here (myself included) aren't that happy with the state of privacy in our country either.

India's human skeleton black market

November 29, 2007 7:22am

What? No RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD reference yet?

Frank: International treaty, all skeletons come from India.
Freddy: No kidding, how come?
Frank: How the hell do I know how come? The important question is, where do they get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?

Bionic cat X-ray

November 27, 2007 12:44pm

Ewww...x-rayed cat poop!

Mayor resigns, reveals false identity he created to escape "satanists"

November 24, 2007 5:42pm

Do we have to put up with the FakeSteveBallmer spam here, too? WIRED seems unwilling or unable to do anything about this guy. Can BoingBoing do something about this pathetic also-ran?

Web site converts photos to vectors

November 21, 2007 4:59pm

Thanks for the answers, guys! Makes sense now.

Web site converts photos to vectors

November 21, 2007 12:33pm

Forgive my ignorance, but what is this good for? Seriously - not trying to be a smart alek here, but I honestly don't know.

Walking Dead 7: The Calm Before -- compelling, pitiless zombie comic

November 21, 2007 7:36am

I'm really happy you like this comic - I've been reading it since it first came out (I'm only missing issues #1 and maybe a couple of others), and it's been great to see it get the attention it deserves.

Too bad about Kirkman's Wolf Man comic, though. Not too good.

Wired editor bans PR flacks

October 30, 2007 7:29pm

Thanks for the email addresses!

Video report on cow-eating tree

October 28, 2007 2:26pm

Seems like one Mr. Schulz published some work pertaining to a kite-eating tree...could be related.

The truth is out there - and it keeps moving the damn football.

CIA's "terrorist buster" logo

October 23, 2007 1:49pm

I ain't fraid of one who utilizes the systematic use of violence and intimidation to achieve political objectives

God's Mechanics: Vatican Astronomer reconciles religion and science

October 19, 2007 7:10am

Like yourself, I'm an atheist - although being from a southern family I'm the first and only one that I know of in our particular lineage. We're pretty rare down south.

Anyway, having been raised in such a religious environment, faith has always fascinated me, and the Good Brother sounds like he might have a cool book there. Thanks for bringing it up.

Hordes of shirtless dudes invade Abercrombie and Fitch (video)

October 18, 2007 11:10am

#4 - I had no idea. OK, this makes more sense now.

Hordes of shirtless dudes invade Abercrombie and Fitch (video)

October 18, 2007 9:30am

Um. Well, yeah. Would you be just as shocked to discover you can't go shopping at Victoria's Secret in just bras and panties?
Duh.

Parent-child dancing shoes

October 17, 2007 7:06am

Can you moonwalk in those?

StupidFilter: Bayesian filtering for "stupidity"

October 11, 2007 2:45pm

Teresa,
I just think that it's funny seeing this touted at BoingBoing.

StupidFilter: Bayesian filtering for "stupidity"

October 11, 2007 6:39am

Hey, isn't this called "censorship" when other people do it?

Trailer for Steve Gould's JUMPER

October 10, 2007 6:17am

Oh noes!11!!! Abercrombie & Fitch in teh Hyperspace!

Man wakes up during autopsy

September 17, 2007 1:25pm

"Woke up?"
Yeah, right.

I know a resurrected, flesh-hungry corpse when I see one (or read about one).

I'm stocking up on canned food and ammunition right now.

Beat 'em or burn 'em!

Man attacked by owl

September 17, 2007 12:58pm

Wh-hooo goes there?

HOWTO make a Barbie electric chair

September 7, 2007 7:12am

Ride the lightning, Malibu Barbie!

Extreme cuisine: So what does it feel like to eat live octopus?

September 7, 2007 6:51am

Not that I have much to add here, but I've not been able to eat octopus of any kind since I learned that they're as intelligent as cats.

Sea kitties.

Beware wolf dressed in Tor's clothing: new rash of malware

September 7, 2007 6:47am

Thankfully Gmail sorted this into my spam folder, and I never even opened it. Thanks for the heads up!

Procedural-code-as-magic trilogy goes Creative Commons

September 6, 2007 6:19am

Great cover - I really like it. Can't wait to go read the book.

Science Fiction Writers of America abuses the DMCA

August 31, 2007 6:18am

If I were an author represented by this group I'd be embarrased as all hell.

Perhaps many of them will be and withdraw their membership.

The 9 most badass Bible verses

November 28, 2007 9:32am

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