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Sarah Milstein, the newest Happy Mutant!
March 31, 2008 6:52pm
Moment of TSA surrealist zen @ LAX: Xeni
August 29, 2007 6:40pm
Xeni, you just described exactly what happened to me at LAX in December on the way to Oahu. We didn't get an explanation; they just kept yelling "freeze."
I was already running late for a flight because my travel partner was pulled aside for a special security check in that consisted of them barely looking at her passport (from the Netherlands) and stamping her boarding pass after making us wait in an hour-long line.
Since we were running late, I picked up her bags after they'd gone through the X-ray, since she was busy being frisked and having powder rubbed on her shoes. Since I had touched her bags, they had to go through the X-ray machine a second time ... in case I had somehow slipped something in even though a TSA person had been watching me the whole time.
If weren't in danger of missing our flight (which we miraculously made), I would have asked for an explanation.
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