why is it that incomprehensible, self-mastrrabatory "design" sites get attention?

bootleg objects? bootleg what, and ugly end table?
day 60? click on a link! go to a page where nothing happens!
nl design? click on a link, get referred to another link! yea!
the apartment? watch a slow loading vid! wtf do these guys do for money anyway? wait tables?
we fail? why, yes, you do.
canon link? no work today.
bd4d? takes too long to load. bye.