Happy Mutant Profile
manicbassman
Giant working NES controller/coffee table
May 9, 2008 2:24pm
Lightbulb that's burned for 107 years
May 9, 2008 2:19pm
don't believe it... they left it switched on while the wiring for the firehouse was renewed as it surely must have done during that 107 years... and what about power cuts and other interruptions to the supply?
Trophy head belt buckle
May 9, 2008 2:11pm
amazingly impracticable for me as I play Bass... that buckle would result in a major case of buckle rash on it...
RIAA says DRM is coming back -- in the future, you won't own music
May 9, 2008 5:12am
I make my own music now... so much more fun than simply consuming it like like the good sheeple they want us to be...
Archivists to Oregon: your laws aren't copyrighted, so there!
May 3, 2008 4:39am
why do you Americans have such problems with the words lose and loose???
you lose a game...
you let something loose (release it, loosen a rope)
Space aliens invade Canada
May 1, 2008 1:52pm
caustics...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caustic_(optics)
purely and simply, they're caustics...
she's got some sort of bowl or other glass object in the window...
Compendium of "They do it with..." one-liners
April 24, 2008 1:23pm
Bassists do it with their fingers all night long...
Air traffic, getting things down safely...
Citizen issues parking ticket to cop
April 23, 2008 12:28pm
#11, Just send an email to the department with a link to the youtube video... that'll get all three of them in trouble...
NYPD cop: videoing me breaking the law is a terrorist act
April 23, 2008 9:41am
I'm very surprised the idiot with the camera didn't get busted for using the C word in public...
Middlesbrough cops, goons and clerks grab and detain photographer for shooting on a public street
April 22, 2008 9:07am
hey guys... just so you know... Middlesborough is a long way away from London...
Personal info from UK traffic cams open to the US government
April 21, 2008 10:41pm
lefties have always been worse... just look at what used to happen in East Germany... Labour have always had wet dreams about doing that... My MP is useless, he's a boot-licking Labour toady... he publicly sucks up to GB on every occasion... Campaigned to save post offices, yet voted with the rest of his Labour toadies to kill them off, and claimed that he'd been elected to vote Labour on every issue... the man has no conscience... he won't question the Government on this issue...
Farmers make a killing by killing 150,00 pigs for no reason
April 16, 2008 9:39am
you do realise that dumping the surplus pork on third world contries just kills the market for the pig farmers in those countries...
Honor payment system problems at unmanned produce stands in Japan
April 16, 2008 9:36am
why else is it called an honour system??? so as to rely on people's inate sense of honour...
some people get caught short with no money, but intend to make it up later... some of those forget... some of those actually do make it up later...
and then again, some people never intend to pay... those people have no honour...
Ronald Searle's original dark, weird and hilarious St Trinian's comics
April 15, 2008 11:15am
"Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here. It's like Hogwarts for Pikeys!"
8-year-old boy suspended for sniffing marker
April 15, 2008 11:11am
the rest of the class are now wondering what all the fuss is about and will be sniffing marker pens they find at home... nice one school... you've just clued an entire class or more into something they may not heve even known was possible...
How police harassment, jailhouse snitches, and a runaway war on drugs imprisoned an innocent family
April 15, 2008 11:04am
The Colombs are coloured??? you could have fooled me...
Sunspots don't cause global warming, people do
April 4, 2008 5:37am
ah, nice... take 20 years worth of "data"... makes it look nice and well studied... such a pity we're talking about average solar output over several hundred years, not short term cycles... the short term 22 year solar sunspot activity cycle barely has any effect on the global temperature...
One factor that doesn't get mentioned much is the solar systems' passage through the different arms of the galaxy... those density waves don't stay put going round the galaxy at the same rate as the stars do... who's to say whether we haven't recently passed through a slightly denser patch that caused the solar heliopause to get pushed in and resulted in more cosmic rays getting through to form clouds...
and what about volcanic activity?... that has a major effect over geological timescales...
Fuji makes you sign bizarre EULA to buy a camera
April 3, 2008 2:09am
do you actually have to agree to the EULA before you can walk out of the shop with it???
China wants sun on demand for Beijing Olympics
March 29, 2008 6:00am
to quote the wizened old man on Thunderbirds when something new was being trialled... "It will be a great disaster"...
Sex offender ordered to keep warning signs on car and house
March 26, 2008 4:03pm
anyone else think of The Scarlet Letter?
or the Star of David being worn by Jews in Nazi Germany?
Comparing food products with their package photos
March 25, 2008 11:12am
#2... yet it's obvious from the shots that even these are faked... blatantly cooked up and served by a professional chef who hasn't used the actual product...
I'll bet if you tried to serve the actual product up in the company exec's dining room no-one would eat it, yet they expect their customers to buy it...
Photos of bugging device found in Dublin vehicle
March 25, 2008 10:56am
if it had really been planted by an intelligence unit, there would have been nothing pointing back to whoever had really planted it...
How to make fake gold bars
March 17, 2008 2:57pm
BBC are carrying a story about fake gold bars being found in the vaults of the Ethiopian National Bank...
HOWTO Earn an artist's living in the 21st century: 1000 True Fans
March 4, 2008 10:32pm
how much actually gets to you after all the middle men take their cut of what the "True fan" pays for your goods or services? you're going to need an awful lot more than 1000 "True fans"...
Do coat hangers sound as good as Monster cables?
March 4, 2008 9:13am
I've got one of those Danelectro "Vintage" 9 volt batteries. It came "free" with my headphone practice amp... made no difference to the sound, the amp has a horrible fixed volume hiss at all times when on...
Cables... well, I always relied on using three-core mains cable for my speaker runs... so much cheaper than the audiophile stuff they were pushing at me when I bought my system back in the late seventies...
I still have my Dark Side Of the Moon Mobile Fidelity 1/2 speed remastered 12 inch disk... the sound quality still beats the latest CD version easily...
Belt buckle with integrated toolkit
February 25, 2008 9:30am
That would make a real mess of the back of my Bass Guitar...
Zombies in TX on Night of the Living Dead's 40th
February 24, 2008 12:05am
what's wrong with Flickr these days? I can't save the image and the size is fixed small... have I got to create a yahoo account just to get access to the old features?
(saving the image results in a 1x1 pixel spaceball.gif file...)
Report: Disk encryption security defeatable through DRAM vulnerability
February 21, 2008 9:32am
pray tell me what constitutes a "malicious" operating system??? the linked article doesn't mention them, but merely mentions that an image can be obtained for malicious (or forensic) purposes...
American waterboarding in times gone by: the Philippines water cure of 1901
February 21, 2008 9:22am
water boarding is a very old torture... the Dutch used it on the British back in 1632... it was most likely used well before then as well...
TSA steals food from doctors' infant children
February 21, 2008 9:14am
come the revolution, they will be the first up against the wall...
Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras
February 21, 2008 9:10am
strange how you have to remove a motorbike helmet when you enter a bank, yet a burka wearing muslim woman is allowed to keep her burka on...
Jonestown death tape: audio from the last hours of a mass suicide
February 19, 2008 10:46am
UPSO: "why
on
earth
did
i
listen
to
the
whole
thing?"
so that I don't have to???
California judge shuts down wikileaks
February 18, 2008 10:27am
this sounds like a first class case for the EFF to get involved with...
Bluetooth-enabled "CharmingBurka"
February 15, 2008 9:12am
#16: "From what I understand talking to Muslims, the Burka is something that is usually only worn by women in Afghanistan, because they are forced to."
you should see them all wandering around the streets of Gloucester, England then...
Photos of the American West drying up
February 4, 2008 11:45am
Antinous:
We get our water from an underground aquifer. Except, it's so depleted that we buy it from the Colorado River and pump it into the aquifer to replenish it. The local water agency isn't worried about water shortages because we have long term contracts to buy water from the Colorado. They're either oblivious or pretending not to notice that there won't be any water to buy.
got their heads buried in the sand then?
Story about Woody Allen's favorite typeface
February 2, 2008 1:16pm
Benguiat is a pretty neat font too...
http://www.linotype.com/576/itcbenguiat-family.html
however, I hate Times New Roman... those lower case 'e''s are so ugly...
The TSA has a blog
January 31, 2008 2:11pm
"Flying is not a right granted under the Bill of Rights and due to the state of the world today, we must all make smart decisions. I am proud of what we do and what we represent. Thank you Mr. Hawley!!"
hmmm what about the Ninth amendment??? just because it isn't "Expressly" enumerated in the "bill of rights" doesn't mean you don't have the right...
Man called directory assistance 10,000 times
January 30, 2008 10:22pm
I he had to pay for it then I doubt he'd pester them so much... Directory enquiries in UK is obscenely expensive...
Grandmother arrested at McDonald's drive-thru for not pulling car forward
January 24, 2008 2:02pm
obviously she was interfering with "official" Police business... the officers wanted their burgers... the only other thing I can think of is that they were in the queue and got tasked and couldn't get past her cos she was waiting for her order...
Pareidolia on Mars: Barsoomian Bigfoot spotted
January 23, 2008 9:59am
well, they know where the rover was, they can send the rover back there... and if it's a rock, it'll still be there...
Proposal to extend Euro copyright, and to force ISPs to spy on customers dies! EPIC FAIL!
January 22, 2008 3:25am
you have to keep a close watch on them... they'll try and sneak it through the fisheries committee or somesuch...
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just don't try and use it as a coffee table though... you wouldn't want to knock a cup over on it and blow the works...