"This 1 oz. video camera, meant for R/C planes, could be used for a number of fun projects."

Like destroying freedom! Everyone knows that only terrorists use cameras and other such deviltry.

I work near where this is bottled. I regularly eat lunch outside at this deli nearby. I always get the English Mountain Spring Water to drink. It's bottled in... Dandridge TN. I was eating outside one day and the water delivery guys were out there eating too after just having delivered the water for the day. They were talking about the Bling water.

If I recall correctly, it was the exact same stuff that I was drinking under the different, more expensive label. I feel so fancy now. Superstar!