Now I know where those tiny 'smart cars' are coming from. They're his kids.

I think they only wore that outfit on Southwest when they started as "The Love Airline" and flew between Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio. So the flights were at most an hour long.

In related news:
Libby Disbarred; Court Cites ‘Moral Turpitude’

The Queen and I by Sue Townsend, of Adrian Mole fame, is an entertaining satire in which the Royal Family loses its privileges and has to go live in a housing estate. Prince Philip is so dismayed by his change of fortune that he refuses to get out of bed. The Queen, on the other hand, keeps a stiff upper lip.

If you can't score tickets to next month's Led Zep concert (or even if you can), Lez Zeppelin is a lot of fun live.