but I'm still confused about the following: /b/ and CP. I hate to be an internet ignoramus, but can anyone enlighten me, so that I can get back to work?

/b/ = board on http://4chan.org. Members sometimes known as btards. Be warned, like the beaches of a small island nation with no sanitation this is a section of the internet that seems to gather garbage. http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B/

CP = Child Porn.

I love this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bV7qWnEDQ

at about 3:26 the guy tells Big Bird "he must be high" because Snuffy is nowhere to be seen.