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TSA at LAX still requiring air travelers to remove all electronics?

February 13, 2008 5:50pm

Ds t pply t Wndws Mbl dvcs? 'v hrd thy r th bst thng vr!

Which book should Neil Gaiman put online for free?

February 10, 2008 5:51am

It looks like the voting is following past sales. That's too bad as if they took the one with the least votes, it would show the best effect on sales.

Neverwhere and American Gods won't show much of a boost from a web release. That little change will "prove" that web releases "only create more bootlegs"

Who cut the cheese? I mean the transoceanic 'net cables?

February 6, 2008 7:59am

You're all way off the mark. This is obviously the work of the Atlantean hit squads, finally fighting back for us dumping cables all over their landscape.

Just you wait and see, there will be a message in a bottle soon outlining their demands for rent on sea bed use.

Large truck converted to mobile home

January 15, 2008 6:25pm

That might be a good design for a cargo container house as well. It seems to have roughly the same dimensions.

UFO in texas pursued by military jets, say witnesses

January 15, 2008 11:42am

It's a good thing they posted one of the witnesses phone number in the article. He probably wants calls from every crackpot alien chaser.

I know I would.

Wedding cake clone of bride

January 14, 2008 1:15pm

He's staring right at the cake's breasts. I betcha he's wishing for a weird threesome about now...

Results of kids' monster drawing contest at Guardian

January 4, 2008 10:11am

The link points to a site called Ultraculture, not the Guardian. I can't find the drawings on the Ultraculture site...

Dell Crystal LCD Monitor

January 3, 2008 9:17am

I wonder if it will have the same issues that the Apple cube did. Stress cracks after a year making it look awful.

Virgin Mary on living room wall

January 3, 2008 9:14am

Are you sure it's the virgin Mary? It looks like my aunt and she'd want royalites.

Coin jar calculator

December 31, 2007 5:37pm

And what if I put foreign coins in m jar? Will it account for Canadian two dollar coins and 500yen coins?

Boy what a terrible world we live in where even our calculators are American-only.

Hello Kitty contact lenses

December 31, 2007 9:30am

I like them. The irises look like bullet holes right through Hello Kitty's forehead.

Orangina's furry TV commercial

December 28, 2007 7:09am

Anthropomorphic animals were sexualized long before the Internet, Furries just found each other easier since the Internet made swapping FanFic easier.

As for this ad, I think its funny. And I made a nice screen cap icon for use in my blag.

You people are prudes ;)

UK party leader hires Brian Eno as youth adviser

December 19, 2007 11:03am

I think they should have really gone all out and put together a super panel of Mick Jagger, Van Morrison and a BUNCH OF OTHER 60 YEAR OLDS. That will really appeal to the youth of Britain.

For the US, it's easy. Tina Turner and Carl Perkins. Now they'd really get the attention of 18 year olds.

First/Worst: Online Nickname?

December 10, 2007 7:48am

My first (in the 80's and into the 90's) was Meglos (from the prickly Dr. Who villian) which I used until it collided on an IRC server. I immediately dropped it -- I wanted unique, after all -- for my current, now in it's 15th year. If you google my current one, you get only me for pages until you find the Shadowrun dragon it's taken from.

Injured hedgehogs and cute/sad photo

December 4, 2007 1:55pm

Tiggywinkles?!?!?

Bench with seat made from pencils

November 29, 2007 1:26pm

Hmmm.. the pencils all have erasers and they look close together. It might actually be comfortable (until too many pencils have been removed)

Vinge's BRILLIANT "Rainbows End" as a free download

November 29, 2007 5:05am

Oh sure, release the book for free months after I've bought it hard cover and read it.

You authors and your slowness...

Amnesty's Unsubscribe Me video reenacts CIA stress-position torture

November 22, 2007 7:22pm

If I believed for a moment that you were genuinely able to back up ANYTHING you say as true, I'd feel more than happy to have you participate. As you've already misrepresented yourself and are hiding behind a pseudonym while spouting narrow-minded gibberish, I don't have that feeling.

And, I'm not sure what part of Christianity you are part of but I'm fairly certain Christ himself would excommunicate you for your genocidal statements.

Amnesty's Unsubscribe Me video reenacts CIA stress-position torture

November 22, 2007 6:50pm

Osi Noche, you're just a troll. 27 and "I served my time, long ago"? You were a boy scout? First person to buy a copy of Quake 3? Lives are cheap, buy one.

Torture is not a part of Christianity, turn the other cheek is. Love thy neighbour is. Torture is part of brutalism.

Go away.

Lesbian Alien Sex Scene from Mass Effect Game

November 13, 2007 6:39am

So, ah, one minute of chatter and then some cut scenes of heads and one hand in the air.

This is supposed to get people excited?

Frankenstein light switch

November 8, 2007 2:51pm

Won't somebody please think of the children!

Rune Olsen's twisting sculptures

November 7, 2007 5:18am

I had no idea Corey was a Hentai fan.

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