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Cosplay "guidols" serve as Akihabara tour guides
July 22, 2008 1:19pm
Police warn UK man that taking photos of "hooded teenagers" is illegal
July 22, 2008 12:13pm
Ive lived my whole life in the UK in one of the big cities and ive yet to see one of these "hoodies". Actually i rarely see any kids at all in the streets getting up to trouble like i used to do at that age.
I blame that internets
Pedo-crazed parents call father a "pervert" for photographing his own children at a park
July 16, 2008 3:45am
how to be a pedo in public without harassment.
1: disguise yourself as a woman (women are never pedos apparently)
2: use a hidden camera
3: don't bother with either 1 or 2..just stay at home and look at other peoples children on flickr.
btw, in my parents family photo collection, there are photos of me and my sisters when we were kids playing on the beach...and we are NUDE!!
should i report my parents to the police or just form a lynching mob and burn the pedos house down?
Security kooks' accusations force bus-spotter to give up lifelong hobby
June 25, 2008 4:43am
As a photographer living in the uk, i can confirm this country has gone f*cking insane.
Gone are the days i can wonder off into the woods/fields to do some macro photography because as far as the public are concerned, im a suspect pedo.
Sure ive gone out with a f*ck them mentality, but its just not enjoyable anymore.
Media frenzy + Thick public = bad news
This as well as many other reasons has made me loathe a country i once loved.
Im planning to leave. The sooner the better.
Harajuku fashion gallery -- mind-bendingly awesome subculture
June 7, 2008 10:51am
welcome to 5 years too late
Johnny Bunko -- optimistic and iconoclastic career guide in manga form
May 31, 2008 7:18am
"The last career guide you'll ever need"
Until his next book in which Homer Simpson will advise you in a hilarious way how to avoid working at a nuclear plant.
Think of something you would love to do that also pays.
Train to do it. (or sleep with the right people)
Do it.
We could have colonized Mars with the money we spent on the Iraq war -- what else could we do?
May 27, 2008 7:30am
"We could always by popcorn and sit back and watch Hussein and his goon thrw ppl nt wd chpprs nd lt hs sns rn thr rp rms."
why not, you did with rwanda.
Bruce Sterling on Invisible Armies: "People who aren't morons and like thriller novels ought to read this."
May 22, 2008 2:54pm
"People who aren't morons."
Pmps prck.
Street food in Beijing
May 20, 2008 5:06pm
low calorie, high nutrition.
gross..but livey longey life.
US wastes "27% of food available for consumption"
May 18, 2008 8:26am
it's scary to think what the gluttonous pigs would look like if they ate the extra 27%
Tokyology
May 2, 2008 7:03am
this would have been mildly interesting 10 yrs ago and interesting 20 yrs ago.
what you going to do next...london's punks?
there is nothing about japanese culture/sub-culture that we haven't seen a million times before.
ahh look at the little lolli goth, she's sooo cute (sorry, kawaii!!!)
Serial killers answer letters from guy pretending to be a 10-year-old
April 29, 2008 4:13am
Unfortunately, the fact all incoming/outgoing mail is monitored, makes this project fail for me.
The more interesting replies instructing young bill to to insert metal pointy things into his parents head whilst they slept and decorate his playroom with their innards, would not have got through to him.
Gama-Go hoodie sale, including Boing Boing hoodie!
April 6, 2008 7:27am
"Fnlly, th ppl wh mk fn f ths wh wr hds wh r vr th "g f 14". t's knd f sd tht y fl thr's nd t drss crtn wy, lk lf rqrs nfrm. Scks t b crprt drn wh s sly fld by mrktng"
tht's Y, ts y wh fl's s n ld mn, wrng clths mrktd t "hpstrs" wll mk y lk cl s y dsprtly clng t yr yth.
Y r th drn, ts Y wh th mrktng mn r trgtng.
"WTF r y dng n bngbng nywy?"
th lghts r n bt nbdy's hm :)
Gama-Go hoodie sale, including Boing Boing hoodie!
April 6, 2008 7:16am
"I'm guessing that me being a 50 year old male who wears thigh boots and eyeliner would give you a stroke. Say 'hi' to the folks at the rest home for me. I've got a life to get to."
no, that sound's like a cool individual to me, someone who wouild never buy into this "hipster" wear...maybe im wrong.
im 16 btw
Best practices for water imbibing: "Just drink when you're thirsty"
April 5, 2008 1:05pm
oh what a cruel game these "experts" play with the fickle mob
Gama-Go hoodie sale, including Boing Boing hoodie!
April 5, 2008 12:59pm
f y r vr th g f 14 nd stll wrng "hds", wll...scks t b y
Griefers deface epilepsy message-board with seizure-inducing animations
March 31, 2008 9:56am
ww qt n vrrctn t wht hppns n dly bss ll vr th ntrnts..
"4chn" "mg th nns!!" clm dwn ffs.
jst sm kd/kdlt hvng thr "llz"
jst lk th 'pppy thrwn frm th clff' vd wld hv bn pstd n dg lvr frms.
jst lk th 'cgd ct brnt lv' ws pstd n ct lvr frms, "trggrng" phts pstd n slf hrm frms...tc, tc.
frms r sch n sy trgt...nd bg ywn fr m
The pleasures and perils of chasing book thieves
March 8, 2008 4:13am
Book store assistants, along with record store assistants have this holier than thou attitude.
Kinda like the doctor receptionist.
You are not an author, you are not a musician and you are not a doctor.
You have one of the lowest paid jobs going.
Now drop the attitude, input the data into the till like a good little monkey and give me my goods :)
London Zoo exit sign
February 23, 2008 9:00am
wsh y wld stp pstng hr.
Thr r sts fr ths typs f psts, flckr, yr wn blg tc.
f vryn ls strtd pstng thr bnl pht's hr....bng wld g dwnhll fst.
g wy pls
Flying Spaghetti Monster to star at American Academy of Religion
November 17, 2007 3:53am
is this joke still going! let it die already.
im off to dig out my "all your base are belong to us" tshirt
Gama-Go hoodie sale, including Boing Boing hoodie!
April 4, 2008 8:26am
Best practices for water imbibing: "Just drink when you're thirsty"
April 4, 2008 4:49am
No friends yet.


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