That oughta put a crimp in your love life. On the other hand, that loop at the bottom ought to come in handy for something....

"Works indoors"....Sweet! It ought to come in handy during our next power outage...nothing says "roasted marshmallows" like a personal flamethrower.

...and the TSA would still take it away...

...or maybe just two pillowcases??

I'm thinking that would only address one half of the potty training equation.....I see a hole in the bottom....so what happens when the poor kid doesn't need to take a dump? It looks like it would work better as a type of highchair with a precautionary drainage port and the side holes look like an easy way to pick it up and move it around with or without the kid inside. Unless this thing is bolted to the floor/sitting over an ancient Grecian sewer line, clean up isn't going to be pretty.