An company?

I stopped reading immediately

thx for remembering us here in houston. please send the ice caps. we need what's left of 'em.

Lucky for chemical companies, the NY tap water campaign is still packaging in PET bottles.

Unfortunately for Fiji, any threat to the carbon-heavy bottled water company is a direct threat to the island's economy.

It seems that while bottled water marketers may be morally inferior to environmentalists, they're also smarter. Intelligence trumps good intentions.

I don't have a 107 year-old grandmother, but they best way to wish a happy birthday is probably to spend time with her!

Can she still recount stories of her long life?

How could you?

Am I the only one suspiciously reminded of Stephen King's 'Needful Things'?

#21

i'm with you. i got hung up on an image of mixed milks and noses.

Sounds like whining from burn victims. It says right there that they can have new skin for the low low price of $36k. Do you wanna be covered or not, 'cause this is the fair market price of a complete body's worth of corpsemeat.

#6 had the jewels to say it.

#6

brilliant!

Never stopped moving until the end