I also used to get this at night as a child, pretty much the same way as described in #9: everything was simultaneously minuscule and huge, and both very close and very, very far away. And usually when this occurred I would also perceive things as being covered in a black and white checkerboard pattern instead of their usual color. Totally terrifying when you're 7 years old or whatever.

And it did happen to me again a couple years ago (I'm in my early 30s) when I was in bed with a fever. I kind of enjoyed the nostalgia trip :)

I just want to point out that the URL slug for this entry is photos-of-white-cock.html.