If someone else is interested enough to do this, I would suggest saving up, and going to an artist who can DRAW on your body with dark markers, etc... Then have some great pictures taken, and enjoy the experience until it wears off.

The pictures will be your forever, and later, if you live long enough, you will not look like a SAGGY rotting corpse.

@740 - You check this blog "every few minutes"? That's just sad. Especially since if you have it as an RSS feed, you would be able to tell if something interested you or not automatically. SO if you check it then everything on this blog must interest you. HENCE you love BoingBoing. THEREFORE I am betting you are just ranting and will not actually leave. BUT IF YOU DO, please don't let anyones SNARKINESS hit you on the comment button on the way out.
BTW It's after 1 am my time and I'm just being a jerk now.

On a related note, anyone expecting a trackback link to a post about, oh I don't know, let's say DONGS or SEX ADVICE, would last forever, please give me a break. Let's imagine this: Rebecca Blood might be wrong.

Also, I have never heard or noticed Teresa, and I read this god damn blog a few times a week.

And finally, I hasten to add that BoingBoing has neglected to take down all their previous posts that kinda sucked or were not that great. Maybe there can be some kind of voting button to mark interesting posts and after a year the dumb ones disappear. That would save some space on my blog for shizzle!

My thoughts in no particular order:
* This should be included with the Mass Hysteria
post.
* Most people (like myself) check this blog to see what is new and interesting on the net and elsewhere. I don't expect to be able to reference it like an encyclopedia.
* BoingBoing is under NO obligation to keep blog posts around forever. There is plenty of stuff that I thought was cool a year ago and when I see it I delete it. Much easier than trying to explain to my wife or kids or mom what I was thinking at the time, especially if I don't even know.
* Obviously BoingBoing got tired of her and decided to not give her any more press. They featured her on the front page of their blog many times.
* VioletBlue has her own media outlets in several places and if she wants some more fame, she can get it there. Sex news can be interesting but, like Star Trek, gets old fast. MEH.
* If you don't like that BoingBoing took down some old blog posts, then just get back to work and get a new favorite blog or make your own.
* If you are still upset, lets all work together to get the warrantless wiretapping straightened out, and then come back to this crap.

Hey BoingBoing, post some stuff about Wall*E or something so these dorks have something else to read.

NEXT POST!

Sounds like LOFAR. Just put a Blue Gene on the moon and you're done.