Made me want to rip my eyes out

What about the Children? Oh, what will we tell the Children?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

It's simple:
"The Children" want food, shelter and shoes:
http://www.savethechildren.org/

YUR DOIN IT RONG:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/momo0214/2332869936/in/photostream/

electronic paper is "electrophoretic". The coat, on the other hand, may very well be "anthropomorphic"

All the telephones in the world ring simultaneously to announce my success!

I visited the site for the book and in their videos there's an interview with Bill O'Reilly. ETF is with that guy?

O'Reilly = Reliable Douche

Peppo's "Pidgin To The Max" mentions the use of Scotch Tape to the same result - "Double Eyes":

http://books.google.com/books?id=QAcJSXpYoucC&pg=PT43&lpg=PT43&dq=pidgin+to+the+max+double+eyes&source=web&ots=uTmMphHGru&sig=rasgi5W6vsq796JfZGnaoBTuLZI&hl=en

Misleading:
"Canal Noise-Isolating Headphones" are not the same as "Noise Canceling"

Alas, RealNames had it right, they just did it wrong.

re: #5: SLOW NEWS DAY

This is quite literally a case of "LOOK! Something Shiny", which works on 3 year olds, and sadly, also on registered voters.

If we have learned anything - there is no such thing as a SLOW NEWS DAY. I would pay close attention to what it being under-reported / bumped off the front page instead.

This sort of thing (the promotion to the front page) doesn't happen by accident.

re: #4: I agree - It looks like the open mesh would catch mud and other crap and increase the weight. Perhaps a wipeable shrink "skin" could be added without increasing weight significantly? But that would decrease from the eye catching appeal. Maybe the open design is better for a *road* bike?

As seen from space:
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1918+Aurora+Rd,+Melbourne,+FL+32935,+USA&ie=UTF8&ll=28.136162,-80.652215&spn=0.001634,0.002511&t=h&z=19&om=1

Nice to know that porn crews are finding ways around the writers' strike.

I much prefer my return-address label (Vista print is great) BULLSHIT stickers. Black CAPS on red background.