A "truly marvelous repository" of educational films does exist- it's called the Prelinger Archives...

Lots of good jokes in this thread. That said, sometimes weird things work without a scientific explanation and this is one of them. In our co-op we use bags of h2o with a penny to keep flies at bay. As anyone who has dealt with flies in the south knows, every little bit helps.

Remember how pissed Springsteen was when Reagan used "Born in the USA" for a campaign song? I think he'll be a bit more upset now. Rage Against the Machine will be super pissed and Metallica will prob sue the DOD for copyright infringement...

The Knoxville Zoo sells paintings by elephants- if Thomas Kincaid paintings are called art I don't know why elephant paintings can't be...