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knowles

Website: http://www.craplaw.com

Bio: AWESONE.

Girls warned playing didgeridoo could cause infertility

September 4, 2008 10:21am

because it teaches girls how to pay the didgeridoo

what do you get for paying a didgeridoo?

Guitar Praise: Guitar Hero for Christians

August 27, 2008 10:35am

how are these people not being sued into a smoldering crater?

Iggy and the Stooges' gear was stolen, help 'em find it!

August 5, 2008 1:24pm

this sucks and HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

Man's replica Batmobile

July 18, 2008 1:48pm

Los In Space, of course, means "The (plural) in space".

Firefox 3 is out!

June 17, 2008 10:54am

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4244675/Firefox_3.0
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4244675/Firefox_3.0
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4244675/Firefox_3.0

probably your best hope at this point. now if only a mac version torrent was out there...

Drawing every single person in NYC

May 7, 2008 3:50pm

ZOMJ! some guy with a suspiciously similar style drew a picture of me on the subway back in like 2003 and handed it to me. it said "tip if you like it" or something. i think i gave him five bucks. it looked just like me. i framed it and gave it to my mom for mother's day.

nevermind. i checked it and it was a dude named "orin". there's a village voice article about him here:

http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0629,lalli,73917,15.html

Dr. Steve Brule

March 2, 2008 3:59pm

i put the rule in dr. steve brule.

Pornography jaded public want a new orifice -- the Onion

February 22, 2008 5:38am

this was funnier when doug stanhope did it.

CinematicTitanic: Mystery Science Theatre 3000 rides again -- sheer hilarity!

January 14, 2008 6:15pm

joel > mike. also: keep circulating the tapes.

Gibson Robot Guitar

January 14, 2008 6:10pm

my guitar center spies tell me that this thing is incredible, works like a charm, and is selling like gangbusters. also it does allow custom tunings. this may sound like some sort of whoring, but i've seriously heard nothing but good things about this system.

Phone company recordings archive

December 15, 2007 1:10am

Awesomesauce! I love this crap. My (missing) favorite that I used for my outgoing answering machine message after stumbling across it back in the back in the day dialing 800 numbers to see if anything cool was on the other end was, "Due to earthquake in the area dialed, your call cannot be completed as dialed".

More on The Man who Burned The Man at Burning Man

August 30, 2007 11:10am

so a whole subculture based around bucking rules gets angry when one of their own bucks their rules?

i support this gentleman wholeheartedly.

CBGB founder Hilly Kristal, RIP

August 30, 2007 1:54am

i played CBGB's back in the 90's and boy that place was a shit hole, but i wouldn't trade the experience for anything. well, maybe a million dollars, but not $999,999. it was that cool.

Hey, it's our first BB 2.0 short links roundup post!

August 28, 2007 2:19pm

realisticats may be the first time i've ever laughed at an image macro of a cat on the internet. ever.

Burning Man set on fire early

August 28, 2007 9:31am

your link is broken.

Welcome to the new Boing Boing!

August 28, 2007 9:29am

I don't know how I feel about this yet. I do agree with threaded comments and implementing the slashdot system of karma points, user moderation, and meta-moderation. Good lucks.

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