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kingjoevii
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June 8, 2008 7:33am
Electro-sensitive people want to ban WiFI
May 27, 2008 4:16pm
yeah and a lady in New York says that genetically engineered crops can read her thoughts...
...why is this even news??
TED 2008: Irwin Redlener on surviving a suitcase nuke
February 28, 2008 10:24pm
finally! I knew college would come in handy for something!
As most of the people on here have figured out, nuclear terror isn't all that it is cracked up to be...
read my brief, yet informative, scholarly paper on this very subject here
Seriously, how did this guy get a TED talk...if he got one then I want one!
Smoking ban workaround in bars: Hold "theater nights"
February 25, 2008 7:13pm
There is no gray area on this issue...how can there be?
Bars and restaurants are privately owned establishments and can be patronized by whomever they want.
If someone has a problem with an establishment, they can deal with it or avoid it...whether the problem be smoking, food, music, whatever.
I don't see how Papa Government has any right to stipulate what goes on between a public with free will and a private establishment.
(p.s. I am a non-smoker who works in a bar BTW)
Fluxx -- Nomic card game
January 29, 2008 8:24pm
I have to agree with Yehuda, Tonamel, and Shrinkwrap on this one... 1000 Blank white cards does appear to be a much more fun and superior game.(Check out the wikipedia entry here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1000_blank_white_cards)
Why would I spend any money on a game like this when I could spend virtually no money (a dollar or two for a pack of index cards)and create a personalized game of "1000 BWC" that is most likely way more fun?
Seriously, I think the post should be about 1000 BWC instead.
Books that make you dumb: chart
January 25, 2008 2:29pm
I just think it is hilarious that....
1.) people take this simple little statistical intrigue so seriously. Lighten up people, geez.
2.) people comment here impulsively without taking a moment to actually read the site. Many of the comments up above are easily answered if you just took a moment to click through a few links and trouble your mind with a few half paragraphs instead of straining your wrist in a mad dash for the "Post Comment" button.
Harvard Coop calls cops on students who wrote down textbook ISBNs
September 22, 2007 2:22pm
I don't understand how they were allowed to stay in the store after the police were called...It is a private business and it seems to me like if the owner wanted them removed, I don't see how they could argue with that. Can't the owner of a private business on private property decide who he/she wants to have in their store?
not looking for an argument, just and explanation.
p.s. don't get me wrong, it is a ridiculous argument to claim that the store owns the rights to the ISBN...
Collection of funny items clipped from newspapers
June 9, 2008 2:08pm
George Clooney in Men Who Stare At Goats movie
May 16, 2008 10:12pm
Science of orgasm
May 15, 2008 10:50am
Music affects wine taste
May 15, 2008 10:35am
7 insane conspiracies that actually happened
May 15, 2008 10:34am
Death of the sitcom frees up 2,000 Wikipedias worth of cognitive capacity
April 27, 2008 4:52am
Ukulele Blitzkrieg Bop
April 25, 2008 12:23pm
Godard's "Alphaville" in pen, ink, and watercolor
April 25, 2008 11:20am
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Not to pee on anyone's happy parade, but I would prefer to dream about things that are 1.) actually objectively beneficial, and 2.) objectively realistic.
ConAgra converts to organic co-op???
the headline that you'll see the next day is
"Food prices skyrocket! Millions left hungry due to lower food yields"
Emissions free line-up??
Um, how is this even conceivable within the next 8 years?
Card companies retroactively cap at 8%??
Bad for eveyone! Not only will people without perfect credit never get another credit card, but forgiving Billions in debt retroactively and not allowing the companies to make it back guarantees they will be out of business in days.
And also I agree with you Maurik, that may not be the best idea for universal HC.
So I guess I take it back...consider your happy parade peed upon.