#3: Shhh... don't let him hear you say that. I think it's Internet blasphemy

http://www.awesomebackgrounds.com/awesome-backgrounds-office-offer.htm

Come on now, guys... surely the PowerPoint backgrounds are worth it just to be able to add "the end" in the style of 1990's sci fi titles to the backside of your presentation.

I'd guess the emp cannon is what busted the door down, actually. The guy just walked through first.

It makes sense given the extra information in the comments here, but I would never think to start reading a clock at the 9. We're trained to start reading a clock at the top (12).

It wouldn't take much to make this more explanitory, though. Either a bit of text reading:
Mon-Fri 10am-9pm
Sat 9am-9pm
Sun 10am-8pm

OR

putting "AM" or "PM" next to each of the numbers around the clock (and an "AM/PM" next to the 9, I suppose)

heh, references to sexual acts and murder? They must not teach Shakespeare at that school.

I had a dream once that a friend of mine got a Seven-Eleven tattoo, but then got sued because the logo didn't follow the corporate spec sheet.

...and that was when I realized that I needed to get away from the cubicle.