Dear everyone saying "use GhostScript instead of ImageMagick":

ImageMagick just runs GhostScript to do stuff to PDFs.

Carry on.

I bought the "finger chopper" in that ad! It was actually a really clever mechanism: it could cut through something in the bottom hole without cutting through something in the top hole -- but if you didn't know the "arming" trick, the top hole would be dangerous too. I think I still have the thing around here somewhere.

I also bought the "secret book safe". It was sad plastic junk. Finger chopper was all metal, though.

But I just want the toy!

But where's the web page that can tell me how much this steamer trunk full of bills is worth? Time is of the essence here, man!

Is it really necessary to re-post every single XKCD comic?

I saw this at a film festival earlier this year -- it really is fantastic! I didn't realize it was out on DVD already. I just ordered a copy.

They left out "must look like Cory"!