Everyone knows terrorists fund their networks by selling stock footage of busy London streets. Good on the cops for trying to keep the money out of the jihadist's hands.

Europe and japan laugh at the term "high speed" applied here.

I doubt they would notice the snakes in the can.

It would be amazingly funny though to see a TSA goon open a can of those things, though. I'd make sure you've got plennnnnty of time before your flight, though.

As long as it can't talk to skynet....

Seriously though, this is chillingly scary, and sadly, if true, not at all surprising.